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There’s no doubt about it. Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to introduce you to the most quotable person in history: Anonymous
“Common sense is the least common of all the senses.” ~Anonymous
“A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don’t need it.” ~Anonymous
“Just remember…if the world didn’t suck, we’d all fall off.” ~Anonymous
“Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?” ~Anonymous
“The sole purpose of a child’s middle name, is so he can tell when he’s really in trouble.” ~Anonymous
“Lite: the new way to spell “Light,” now with 20% fewer letters!” ~Anonymous
“Books have knowledge, knowledge is power, power corrupts, corruption is a crime, and crime doesn’t pay. So if you keep reading, you’ll go broke.” ~Anonymous
“Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.” ~Anonymous
“Justice will not be served until those who are unaffected are as outraged as those who are.”~Anonymous*
Good old Anon wrote some fine music, too.
S/he did indeed.
Great choices, Mitch.
“The sole purpose of a child’s middle name, is so he can tell when he’s really in trouble.” ~Anonymous
My mother obviously never thought of this use because the reason she didn’t give me a middle name was she thought no one ever used one.
Love this one, too. “Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.” ~Anonymous
Great adds!
;>)
Hilarious, brother!
Thanks, sis❣
I believe it! 😂🤣😆
Always carry a book though
These are great! Did you find them all or make some up?
Found them in various places online, Catherin. I’d happily attach my name to them if I said them.
Anonymous also said “don’t quote me on that,” didn’t he?
I believe so, Rob. Either him/her or Unknown, or possibly Resident.
Hilarious!!
This anonymous person sounds smart! 😉
“Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.” ~Anonymous
So true
This guy/gal, Anonymous, has a lot of wisdom. I especially like his/her “Books have knowledge….” 🙂
I met Anonymous many years ago, but I cannot remember what he looked like!😏
;>) It’s hard when you can’t pin a name to the face.
It’s a shame we can’t put a name to these statements. Perhaps for the authors the mere creation was enough.
🙂
I’m not sure which I quote I like best. Thanks for sharing!
My pleasure, Belinda!
Intresting the common sense one is actually so hilarious and true 😂.
Oh my daughter should not see the book one 🤣.
These are brilliant
I think I’ve been misquoted… and/or failed to be attributed to
;>)
Funny.
Anonymous was a profound person. Are they related to Confucious?
I don’t think so, Carla, but they also go by Unknown, and sometimes Resident.
Anonymous really does have an uncanny talent for saying exactly what people are already thinking but never quite phrase that well. The mix of humor and sharp truth works because it sneaks wisdom in without trying to sound wise. That AI quote still lands a little too perfectly.
Common sense, which you may agree, is perfectly obvious the moment it enters the room carrying a clipboard and a whistle, turns out—after we follow it obediently down the hallway, past the exit, through a broom closet, and into a locked basement labeled DO NOT THINK—is neither common nor sensible, but merely a hat that shouts directions while the building quietly burns.
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