Tag Archives: annoying

Attack of the Out-of-Control Kid Brother!

Artwork by Dhanasekar Ajay The Wishing Map is a full-length fantasy that is being posted episodically at this site. To read the previous episode, click here. To read the entire novel, begin here. The “toy chest” was in Zack’s room … Continue reading

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Flakes

          Background art by kjpargeter (VectorStock.com/4602)

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Yardemic!

This is my flower bed (or will be once I actually plant some flowers). This is my backyard deck (yes, hello, I know it needs refinishing). And this is my lawn (I mowed it yesterday, I swear). Quick Quiz: What do … Continue reading

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Old Technology Repurposed

Isn’t it great how old tech can be repurposed? For example, this 1995 landline telephone is now a state-of-the-art RoboCall Receiving Device! (Just to clarify: this is me being snarky. It’s either that or punch a very large hole in my … Continue reading

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Solicitor

I don’t like telephone solicitation. But that doesn’t mean I don’t enjoy it. Telephone rings Me: Hello? Solicitor: Hello, I’m from Hearing Solutions. Me: Who? Solicitor: Is there anyone in your family who may be hard of hearing? Me: What? … Continue reading

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The Good Mosquito

I dreamed I was a fat mosquito and thought it not a sin to drain the blood of every human to pierce and pock their skin.   I was a loving ‘squito mama with a lot of larvae, Denzel, Jane … Continue reading

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