Monthly Archives: February 2017

My Computer Crashed!

Posted on February 28, 2017 by

Well, OK, it didn’t exactly “crash.” I mean, there was no hole in the wall. There were no other bleeding computer owners standing around threatening to sue my pants off. Actually, what I did was delete a massive number of massively important … Continue reading →

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Deep Thoughts (While Avoiding Weekend Chores)

Posted on February 25, 2017 by

Some Useful Terms: Ambibiguity: The ability to make indecipherable gestures with either or both hands. Pontypical: Something the Pope says on a regular basis. Billigrams: The amount of weight an evangelist carries with God (R. J. Thomas). Carcasm:  Snide remarks … Continue reading →

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The Unseen

Posted on February 24, 2017 by

Marine biology isn’t exactly a magnet for government financing, especially from the military-industrial complex. But Harcrest’s signature CBE (crude-but-effective) presentation style had secured full funding for the Bio-Invisibility Project. “We’re not talking the usual cloaking device foreplay here,” Harcrest had … Continue reading →

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NASA Finds 7 Earthlike Planets

Posted on February 23, 2017 by

Dateline, February 23: NASA scientists have discovered a new solar system with 7 earthlike planets, three of which may contain some form of life. “This is huge!” say astrophysicists worldwide, as all attention turns toward analyzing the data. In other news, this … Continue reading →

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The Wishing Map 53

Posted on February 22, 2017 by

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Note: To read The Wishing Map from the beginning, click here. The Wishing Map Chapter Thirteen: Domestic Blitz Previously: Zack and Gina returned home, wounded and bruised, having promised to send the mysterious Objects (currently…

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Parable of the Sailboat

Posted on February 20, 2017 by

Most of my dreams are “mad libs,” the organized part of my mind attempting to construct a narrative out of disparate snippets. But every now and then I receive what could actually be considered a message. My life was at … Continue reading →

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This Changes Everything!

Posted on February 18, 2017 by

Surprisingly, this has nothing to do with the Trump administration. It’s from that bastion of journalistic integrity The Weekly World News. Check and see if your boss or ex-boyfriend is still around on Monday. Other actual newspaper headlines from the … Continue reading →

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Much Ado About Something

Posted on February 17, 2017 by

Featured Blogger I repent! In my subtle (or not so subtle) narcissism, I have rarely featured the writings of other worthy bloggers (note how the phrase “other worthy…” cleverly places me in their ranks). What better time to correct this heinous … Continue reading →

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Beyond Valentine’s Day

Posted on February 16, 2017 by

Soulmate (noun): Someone you’re “made for” and don’t have to work at loving. Someone you choose to continue loving every day. Love is a choice we keep on making.

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The Wishing Map 52

Posted on February 15, 2017 by

Originally posted on Mitch Teemley:
Note: To read The Wishing Map from the beginning, click here. The Wishing Map Chapter Twelve: Prophecies and Promises (Continued) Previously: Gina and Zack began to realize that the immense bird Aviar considered their arrival in…

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