Tag Archives: medical

Doctor, Doctor!

Posted on May 4, 2023 by mitchteemley

This is the waiting room at a popular Dentist’s office. (You should see the Proctologist’s office.) Worried Mother: “My daughter has been lying in bed all day, eating yeast and car wax!” Doctor: “Don’t worry. I promise you by tomorrow morning … Continue reading →

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Healthcare or Healthsnare?

Posted on March 27, 2021 by mitchteemley

Old Joke Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I do this. What do I do? Doctor: Don’t do that. New Version Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I get my medical bill. What do I do? Doctor: Don’t do– Oh, no, wait, there’s no cure … Continue reading →

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