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Thought for the Week
“I’ve got to admit it’s getting better, a little better all the time. (Echo: It can’t get no worse.)”
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“I’ve got to admit it’s getting better, a little better all the time. (Echo: It can’t get no worse.)”
Source unknownAre you madly in love with God? Think of it this way: Your friend asks someone to marry them, and they say “yes,” and then your friend goes and tells everyone, “Guess what? I get to live in so-and-so’s house!” Does that sound like love? Heaven isn’t a destination, it’s a madly-in-love relationship with our Creator. If you love someone, your focus isn’t on their big, cool house, it’s on them. You want to be with them forever. And that’s why Jesus came, and died, and rose again. To show us our Creator–to make us fall madly in love with God–not just to get us into heaven, but to get heaven into us.
The kindness of strangers. A few weeks ago, our firstborn Elliot was walking near their apartment, when they* spotted a rotund little bulldog nestled in the weeds. They’d have walked on, but the minute they said a friendly word, the creature rose with great difficulty and waddled over to them. “Tulip” (Elliot’s temporary name for her) had no identification, but was clearly well-fed and as docile as a rabbit. She accepted Elliot’s ear-rubs with bliss.
Elliot couldn’t keep her, because our granddog Thea was already too much pet for their compact apartment. So they drove her to a local animal shelter. The veterinarian there pronounced Tulip very old and very arthritic. But, he said, there were shelter-regulars who might be willing to provide a final home for “this sweet little couch potato.”
Only one problem: the shelter wouldn’t have an opening until the next day. Could Elliot take her for the night? “Yes,” our firstborn said without hesitation, because kindness is woven into Elliot’s very being. And so they took off work for the day, and asked their significant other to watch Thea. Then Elliot and Tulip moved into their old studio space in our basement for the night. Tulip was a handful. Literally. She had to be carried up and down stairs, and was incontinent. But her endearingly ugly face had “God’s property” written all over it. (Tragically, not everyone understands this. My wife Trudy’s friend saw a woman run over a Canadian goose and its mate the other day, rather than wait for them to finish crossing the road.)
…while Elliot read to Miss Tulip in the basement, I headed outside to say goodnight to my Creator. But as I opened the front door, a bird flew past me into the house! Trudy and I found the discombobulated little finch huddled in our den. She finally flew outside when we turned off every light except the one on the porch.
The next day, we learned why she’d been on the front door when I opened it. She’d built a nest on top of Trudy’s spring door-wreath! When we took it down, we found four little finch eggs inside.
What now?
We re-mounted it on the front door, and then carefully avoided using the door for the next three weeks. Although, when Mama Finch was away, I would slip out to snap shots of her babies. Because, bird droppings notwithstanding, that little nest also had “God’s property” written all over it.
…we found the nest fallen and abandoned at the edge of our door mat. And a short time later, we observed flight training in progress as our little grand-finches flapped furiously to stay aloft. End of story?
Not quite. Word must haven’t gotten out. Because we also found a cardinal’s nest in the honeysuckle bush just three feet away from the front door. So, naturally, I took pictures, first of spotted eggs, then downy hatchlings, and finally hungry featherlings whose mouths popped open every time I made a peep.
Interestingly, when I peeped for Trudy’s bird-sound app, it identified me as a “Northern Cardinal.” So, how can we not practice kindness…
When we’re all part of the same family?
*Elliot prefers the pronoun “they.”
Meet my dear friend Karla. When she was first diagnosed with stage-4 NETs (Neuroendocrine Tumors), Karla learned that this rare disease was incurable. It was however, treatable. But few clinics were prepared to do so. Then she discovered that the NCI, the government-sponsored National Cancer Institute, was equipped to treat her fully-metastasized cancer.
The NCI has extended Karla’s life-expectancy by several years. Years she’s using to bless untold numbers of others: through her wonderful, life-affirming blog Flannel With Faith, and through her live readings to school children from her memoir (when health allows) about adventuring in the Ozarks with her beloved dog.
Ironically, however, even though the NCI recognizes Karla’s disease as one of the most serious forms of cancer, it is not well-known enough to make Medicaid’s list of fully-covered conditions. Hence, she’s required to pay at least $3800 a month before receiving any additional aid.
As a result, she’s filed a chapter 13 bankruptcy, which will buy her time to pay back her growing medical debts. And, in order to further reduce her cost of living, she’s moving to a small 55+ community.
“I’m not bitter or angry at God or doctors or anyone,” Karla writes, “(but) my family does get angry. My mom cries a lot and is losing her memory, so it’s hard on my family to watch. (Nevertheless), they have grown in their faith, and I have joy in my heart!!”
Karla’s treatments can be extreme, the most recent she’s labelled her “worst nightmare.” Still, with 9 tumors in her skull, 6 in her spine, 5 in her kidneys, and dozens of others throughout her body, these treatments are the key to her surviving another five+ years.
Years Karla will use to bring her irresistable spirit of hope and love to others!
Note: Karla’s sister has created a GoFundMe page to help cover medical costs. I encourage you to visit and follow her blog and, if you feel so led, to consider making a contribution here!
War of the Worlds (1953)Horror! Devastation! Pee! It was late summer, shortly before second grade began, and Dad wanted to see a movie. Imagine that — Dad wanted to see a movie! It was normally Mom who initiated trips to the big screen, and me who cheered her on. But there were two categories that whetted Dad’s thirst for celluloid: war movies and science-fiction. The year before, he’d taken us to see Disney’s 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea, and it had instantly become my favorite film. Yes, I’d inherited the sci-fi gene. But this movie, this movie was different. It was pee-your-pants-scary sci-fi!
…had originally been released a few years before, and Dad had loved it. So, when he spotted it on the bill at a cheap re-run theatre in L.A. (“cheap” often being the deciding factor in those days), he said, “Let’s go!”
To which Mom replied, “Honey, Mitch is only six. Do you really think he’s ready?”
“Sure!” Dad willed me to be.
When I was five, I’d seen Dracula. Alone. In a tiny den, lit only by the glow of a black-and-white TV, behind which were sliding glass doors revealing the evil darkness beyond. I knew that hideous vampire would immediately descend upon me and suck my blood if I left the couch. So I’d had no choice but to pee in my jammies while my parents played pee-nuckle (pinochle) with their friends in the next room. Revenge is sweet.
And now, here we were, on a smoggy late-summer night in Los Angeles, watching War of the Worlds, a movie considered the most frightening science-fiction movie ever made. I was utterly terrified. And I was also in love! With being scared, that is. It was a big-budget sci-fi thriller (rare for that time) with state-of-the-art special effects–especially the Martian spaceships with their creepy, snakelike grabber-thingies that reached down into buildings, nabbing unsuspecting humans!
Horror!
Devastation!
Pee!
…a skinny, high-strung guy who’d previously worked with her at the crumbling old Litchenberger building in L.A. One morning after seeing War of the Worlds, Jimmy was ranting about those creepy grabber-thingies! “I almost peed my pants!” he admitted. And then, as he raved (this actually happened), a plumber’s snake, controlled by a workman two floors above, suddenly broke through an ancient drain pipe and burst out of the wall in front of Jimmy, its menacing rooter-claws still awhirl!
Jimmy screamed in a key hitherto unknown to man and clocked the nine floors to the street below, setting a new land speed record, peeing all the way. Mom said she felt guilty about laughing. Uncontrollably. For half an hour. But she couldn’t help herself.
But I didn’t pee. As it neared it’s dramatic conclusion there in muggy Los Angeles, the alien spaceships began dying, crashing one by one to the ground. “What happened?” I wondered aloud. And just as the star Gene Barry was about to explain, some guy in the row behind us shouted, “The smog got ’em!” The audience roared.
And then I peed.
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Saint Augustine of Hippo“If I find in myself a desire which no experience in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that I was made for another world.”
~C.S. Lewis
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~Zoe Weil
Photo courtesy of Leicester MercuryMy Super-Secret Operation! I asked my wife whether I should publicly share this confidential nugget from my childhood. Being pseudo-famous, I always find it wise to ask my very private wife when to share such paparazzi-fodder. Her reply? “Be delicate.”
…I had a “hernia” operation. Only it wasn’t really for a hernia. It was my first operation, apart from that rather messy little womb-extraction at age -1. So I was kinda nervous, but mostly excited. Because after they fixed my hernia, the doctor said I could have all the jello I wanted!
There were super-bright lights, and then they put a mask on my face, and then…
I woke up in a big bed with all kinds of neato buttons and handles, just like Captain Nemo’s submarine in my favorite movie and at Disneyland!
Nurse Sandy and Dr. Doctor visited me a lot. I was pretty sure Nurse Sandy loved me because she looked at me with big Bambi’s mom-eyes. Hospital-land was kinda like heaven. I got jello in every flavor–red, green, yellow–read kid’s books with Nurse Sandy, and walked around peeping into other people’s rooms. Only when I walked, it kinda hurt down there–where I’d had my hernia operation.
But mostly I felt super-happy. Especially when they hooked me back up to the big bag. They even set off fireworks to celebrate my going home! Well, that and the fact that it was the 4th of July. Nurse Sandy watched with me, and then tucked me in for the last time.
It left a big scar down there and, this is the goofy part, a rubber band went right through one of my little hangy parts. They told me to be super-careful not to break the rubber band. But a week later…I did.
Mommandad were upset because they thought I was gonna have to have another hernia operation. But Dr. Doctor said, “No, he’ll be OK.” And I pretty much was. But…
Mom told me my “hernia operation” had actually been an orchioplexy, an operation that boys have when one of their, ahem, ball-bearings doesn’t “descend” into their hangy parts. It can lower their chance of having kids. But not me.
I had two super-duper ones!
And then I had a different kind of “hernia operation” on purpose. But this time there was no jello and no rubber band…
Just no more kids.
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