I Always Knew You Loved Me, Mom

I made the above Mother’s Day video a few years back. I’ve posted it here so you can share it with others, if you wish. To show it at a church or other public gathering, click here.

Mom was twenty when I was borntwenty times as old as me. But when I turned ten, I suddenly realized, she was only three times as old as me–and when I turned twenty she would be only two times as old as me. “Soon,” I thought, “she’ll be younger than me!” (Math wasn’t my strong suit.) By the time I got to college I’d finally figured out that Mom would always be exactly twenty years older than me. Which meant she would always have twenty years more life experience than me.

It was like hiking with a tall friend: You come to a fork in the road, behind which is a hill. You can’t see what the two paths do beyond that hill, so how can you choose which one to take? You ask a tall friend who can see beyond the hill. Despite the fact that she was only 5’2″, Mom was my “tall friend.”

Still, she was experiencing new things too. When I was six, she was learning how to be the mother of a six-year-old. When I was sixteen, she was learning how to survive being the mother of a sixteen-year-old. Not to mention all the other stuff life throws at women.

My perspective changed when I realized Mother’s Day wasn’t just a celebration of who my mom was, it was a celebration of who she was becoming. The only thing that remained the same from start to finish was her love. And when she passed, I remembered that no matter what changes she was going through, she always loved me.

That inspired my short play I Always Knew You Loved Me, as well as the short film version above about a trio of young adults and their seemingly-unrelated Mom stories. To read or perform the play, click here. And again, to share the video publicly, click here.

I love you, Mom. Every version of you. And I’m glad I never caught up with you. I mean, who wants to be older than their mom, right?

Happy Mother’s Day!

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My Farewell to Old Los Angeles

Scenes from a long-forgotten L.A.

My Real Memoir

My farewell to old Los Angeles. That was what it turned out to be. When school was out, Mom would sometimes take me to “her L.A.” The two musts of these magical mystery tours were the Red Car and a Hollywood-esque cafeteria called Clifton’s. This would be the last time I ever saw either.

After Dad’s three years on “the chain gang” at the Los Angeles Herald-Express loading-docks, a judge had reversed his “unmerited” driver’s license revocation. And as a result, Dad had landed a far-better-paying position as a newspaper dealer in a shiny new outer-L.A. suburb; and Mom had quit her job at a venerable old downtown leather factory.

What’s a Red Car?

L.A., the City of Freeways—yes, that L.A.—was once home to the world’s largest public transit system. Privately-operated Pacific Electric streetcars, nicknamed “the Red Car,” honeycombed a huge portion of Southern California. Thus, Mom and I were able to climb aboard just a few blocks away from our little suburban bungalow. But even then, the al-dente tangle of freeways was spreading, and commuting by car was becoming “the future of transportation.” So, contrary to the Who Framed Roger Rabbit evil toon plot, in the end it was the freeways that killed the Red Car.

Mom and I rode a Red Car one final time. I attended a highly prestigious Three Stooges Movie Marathon (nyuk, nyuk) while she shopped. And then, as always, we lunched at the legendary…

Clifton’s Cafeteria

Founded during the Great Depression, Clifton’s had a “pay what you wish” policy, regularly serving down-and-outers for free, even after the Depression ended. Just a bare bones eatery, right? Oh, no! Clifton’s was a magical forest of wonders, with deer and moose dioramas, an elevator inside a giant redwood tree, and tables scattered among waterfalls and verdant stream-fed grottos. All fake, of course. But not to me—it was all real to me…

Including the Little Chapel. For a nickel, this tiny one-person-church featured music, voices reciting Scriptures, and the kindly face of a person who might or might not be Jesus. I’d had a non-religious upbringing, so I wasn’t sure what any of it meant. Nevertheless, every time we went to Clifton’s, I had to visit the Little Chapel. It seems I had an undefined yearning for the transcendent even then.

Dream On, Honey

Mom’s L.A. included Pershing Square, the Biltmore Hotel, and the hill-climbing Angel’s Flight railway. After which, we’d find a tree-side table at Clifton’s, and she’d listen attentively as I described my ever-changing dreams. Dad’s goal was for me to be successful. But Mom simply wanted me to be me. And even when my plans were as phantasmagorical as Clifton’s, she’d encourage me to pursue them. So, in honor of the upcoming Mother’s Day, allow me to close with a final, belated…

Thanks, Mom!

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It’s Getting Better All the Time

It's Getting Better All the TimePhoto by Isabella and Zsa Fischer

Thought for the Week

“I’ve got to admit it’s getting better, a little better all the time. (Echo: It can’t get no worse.)”

“It’s Getting Better All the Time.” Although the lyrics to this classic Beatles’ song are attributed to “Lennon and McCartney,” it’s known that John Lennon, a disenchanted idealist (i.e. pessimist), only contributed the words in the echo. You can guess which of the two songwriting greats was happier with his life.

Perfect is the enemy of Better. Why? Because it’s a mirage, a destination that doesn’t exist. So, ironically, it isn’t those who believe in Perfect who improve their lives, but those who believe in Better. Even missteps are useful (“Well, now I know that doesn’t work”). So celebrate the steps, even the missteps, and then press on, because if you do, you’ll find…

It’s getting better all the time.

~O~

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Madly in Love With God

Madly in love with GodSource unknown

Getting Heaven Into Us

Are you madly in love with God? Think of it this way: Your friend asks someone to marry them, and they say “yes,” and then your friend goes and tells everyone, “Guess what? I get to live in so-and-so’s house!” Does that sound like love? Heaven isn’t a destination, it’s a madly-in-love relationship with our Creator. If you love someone, your focus isn’t on their big, cool house, it’s on them. You want to be with them forever. And that’s why Jesus came, and died, and rose again. To show us our Creator–to make us fall madly in love with God–not just to get us into heaven, but to get heaven into us.

~AΩ~

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The Kindness of Strangers

All photos by Mitch Teemley, except Tulip the bulldog (by Elliot Teemley)

She Was Completely Dependent Upon…

The kindness of strangers. A few weeks ago, our firstborn Elliot was walking near their apartment, when they* spotted a rotund little bulldog nestled in the weeds. They’d have walked on, but the minute they said a friendly word, the creature rose with great difficulty and waddled over to them. “Tulip” (Elliot’s temporary name for her) had no identification, but was clearly well-fed and as docile as a rabbit. She accepted Elliot’s ear-rubs with bliss.

What Now?

Elliot couldn’t keep her, because our granddog Thea was already too much pet for their compact apartment. So they drove her to a local animal shelter. The veterinarian there pronounced Tulip very old and very arthritic. But, he said, there were shelter-regulars who might be willing to provide a final home for “this sweet little couch potato.”

Only one problem: the shelter wouldn’t have an opening until the next day. Could Elliot take her for the night? “Yes,” our firstborn said without hesitation, because kindness is woven into Elliot’s very being. And so they took off work for the day, and asked their significant other to watch Thea. Then Elliot and Tulip moved into their old studio space in our basement for the night. Tulip was a handful. Literally. She had to be carried up and down stairs, and was incontinent. But her endearingly ugly face had “God’s property” written all over it. (Tragically, not everyone understands this. My wife Trudy’s friend saw a woman run over a Canadian goose and its mate the other day, rather than wait for them to finish crossing the road.)

That Night at Bedtime…

…while Elliot read to Miss Tulip in the basement, I headed outside to say goodnight to my Creator. But as I opened the front door, a bird flew past me into the house! Trudy and I found the discombobulated little finch huddled in our den. She finally flew outside when we turned off every light except the one on the porch.

The next day, we learned why she’d been on the front door when I opened it. She’d built a nest on top of Trudy’s spring door-wreath! When we took it down, we found four little finch eggs inside.

What now?

We re-mounted it on the front door, and then carefully avoided using the door for the next three weeks. Although, when Mama Finch was away, I would slip out to snap shots of her babies. Because, bird droppings notwithstanding, that little nest also had “God’s property” written all over it.

Finally, Two Days Ago…

…we found the nest fallen and abandoned at the edge of our door mat. And a short time later, we observed flight training in progress as our little grand-finches flapped furiously to stay aloft. End of story?

Not quite. Word must haven’t gotten out. Because we also found a cardinal’s nest in the honeysuckle bush just three feet away from the front door. So, naturally, I took pictures, first of spotted eggs, then downy hatchlings, and finally hungry featherlings whose mouths popped open every time I made a peep.

Interestingly, when I peeped for Trudy’s bird-sound app, it identified me as a “Northern Cardinal.” So, how can we not practice kindness…

When we’re all part of the same family?

*Elliot prefers the pronoun “they.”

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Meet My Dear Friend Karla

From left to right: Karla  –  Sharing with school children  –  With her beloved dog  –  “Stay kind and curious!”

Love With a Capital C for Cancer

Meet my dear friend Karla. When she was first diagnosed with stage-4 NETs (Neuroendocrine Tumors), Karla learned that this rare disease was incurable. It was however, treatable. But few clinics were prepared to do so. Then she discovered that the NCI, the government-sponsored National Cancer Institute, was equipped to treat her fully-metastasized cancer.

The NCI has extended Karla’s life-expectancy by several years. Years she’s using to bless untold numbers of others: through her wonderful, life-affirming blog Flannel With Faith, and through her live readings to school children from her memoir (when health allows) about adventuring in the Ozarks with her beloved dog.

Ironically, however, even though the NCI recognizes Karla’s disease as one of the most serious forms of cancer, it is not well-known enough to make Medicaid’s list of fully-covered conditions. Hence, she’s required to pay at least $3800 a month before receiving any additional aid.

As a result, she’s filed a chapter 13 bankruptcy, which will buy her time to pay back her growing medical debts. And, in order to further reduce her cost of living, she’s moving to a small 55+ community.

“I’m not bitter or angry at God or doctors or anyone,” Karla writes, “(but) my family does get angry. My mom cries a lot and is losing her memory, so it’s hard on my family to watch. (Nevertheless), they have grown in their faith, and I have joy in my heart!!”

Karla’s treatments can be extreme, the most recent she’s labelled her “worst nightmare.” Still, with 9 tumors in her skull, 6 in her spine, 5 in her kidneys, and dozens of others throughout her body, these treatments are the key to her surviving another five+ years.

Years Karla will use to bring her irresistable spirit of hope and love to others!

Note: Karla’s sister has created a GoFundMe page to help cover medical costs. I encourage you to visit and follow her blog and, if you feel so led, to consider making a contribution here!

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Horror! Devastation! Pee!

the-war-of-the-worlds-1953-movie-posterWar of the Worlds (1953)

My Real Memoir

Horror! Devastation! Pee! It was late summer, shortly before second grade began, and Dad wanted to see a movie. Imagine that — Dad wanted to see a movie! It was normally Mom who initiated trips to the big screen, and me who cheered her on. But there were two categories that whetted Dad’s thirst for celluloid: war movies and science-fiction. The year before, he’d taken us to see Disney’s 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea, and it had instantly become my favorite film. Yes, I’d inherited the sci-fi gene. But this movie, this movie was different. It was pee-your-pants-scary sci-fi!

War of the Worlds…

…had originally been released a few years before, and Dad had loved it. So, when he spotted it on the bill at a cheap re-run theatre in L.A. (“cheap” often being the deciding factor in those days), he said, “Let’s go!”

To which Mom replied, “Honey, Mitch is only six. Do you really think he’s ready?”

“Sure!” Dad willed me to be.

When I was five, I’d seen Dracula. Alone. In a tiny den, lit only by the glow of a black-and-white TV, behind which were sliding glass doors revealing the evil darkness beyond. I knew that hideous vampire would immediately descend upon me and suck my blood if I left the couch. So I’d had no choice but to pee in my jammies while my parents played pee-nuckle (pinochle) with their friends in the next room. Revenge is sweet.

And now, here we were, on a smoggy late-summer night in Los Angeles, watching War of the Worlds, a movie considered the most frightening science-fiction movie ever made. I was utterly terrified. And I was also in love! With being scared, that is. It was a big-budget sci-fi thriller (rare for that time) with state-of-the-art special effects–especially the Martian spaceships with their creepy, snakelike grabber-thingies that reached down into buildings, nabbing unsuspecting humans!

Horror!

Devastation!

Pee!

Mom Often Talked About Jimmy…

…a skinny, high-strung guy who’d previously worked with her at the crumbling old Litchenberger building in L.A. One morning after seeing War of the Worlds, Jimmy was ranting about those creepy grabber-thingies! “I almost peed my pants!” he admitted. And then, as he raved (this actually happened), a plumber’s snake, controlled by a workman two floors above, suddenly broke through an ancient drain pipe and burst out of the wall in front of Jimmy, its menacing rooter-claws still awhirl!

Jimmy screamed in a key hitherto unknown to man and clocked the nine floors to the street below, setting a new land speed record, peeing all the way. Mom said she felt guilty about laughing. Uncontrollably. For half an hour. But she couldn’t help herself.

Sure the Movie Scared Me

But I didn’t pee. As it neared it’s dramatic conclusion there in muggy Los Angeles, the alien spaceships began dying, crashing one by one to the ground. “What happened?” I wondered aloud. And just as the star Gene Barry was about to explain, some guy in the row behind us shouted, “The smog got ’em!” The audience roared.

And then I peed.

To read My Real Memoir from the start, click hereTo read the next episode, click here.

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Humility Keeps Us Real

Humility Keeps Us RealPhoto by Kyle Johnson

Thought for the Week

Humility keeps us real: I’m always surprised by the number of attractive, scantily-clad young women who want to be my friends on Facebook. I mean, we don’t have any friends in common, so clearly it’s my sparkling personality and rugged good looks that draw them to me. And then, on the same page, I see the smart ads, targeted “just for me,” offering easy-access bathtubs, and I quickly return to earth.

Most people regard humility as a virtue, as something admirable, but not particularly vital. But it’s far more important than that. Humility (true humility, not its counterfeit) is the thing that grounds us in reality. Because the opposite of humility isn’t pride, it’s delusion. Without humility we cannot see things, especially ourselves, for what they truly are.

“Life is a long lesson in humility.” ~J.M. Barrie

“On the highest throne in the world, we still sit only on our own bottom.” ~Michel de Montaigne

“Never curse a fall. The ground is where humility lives.” ~Yasmin Mogahed

“There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to your former self.” ~Ernest Hemingway

“’Nothing is more deceitful,’ said Darcy, ‘than the appearance of humility. It is often only carelessness of opinion, and sometimes an indirect boast.’” ~Jane Austen

“Really great men have a curious feeling that the greatness is not of them, but through them. And they see something divine in every other man and are endlessly, foolishly, incredibly merciful.” ~John Ruskin

“For whoever is the least among you is the greatest.”

~Luke 9:48

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Were We Made for Another World?

Were we made for another world?Saint Augustine of Hippo

Strangers In a Strange Land

Were we made for another world? Abraham felt that way. And Moses named his son Gershom, “foreigner,” because he said, “I have been a stranger in a strange land” (Exodus 2:22). Have you ever felt a sense of incompleteness, a longing for something beyond your earthly reach? Many people have. I have. Even as a child, it seems, I longed for another world. And I finally found out why.

“If I find in myself a desire which no experience in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that I was made for another world.”

~C.S. Lewis

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Are These the Craziest Shoes Ever Made?

Love carnivals? Now you can wear one!

I’m Not a Big Shoes Guy

In fact, I own like five pair. But when I stumbled across these shoes (that’s a pun…sort of), I was genuinely agog. I had no idea there were so many bizarre forms of footwear in existence — now and throughout history! Are these the craziest shoes ever made? Maybe. Judge for yourself, and have fun. Which, in most cases, means not wearing shoes like these.

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 “To understand a man, you’ve got to walk a mile in his shoes.” ~Old Proverb

“I had a dream that I was in someone else’s shoes…they were the wrong size.” ~Starley Ard

“I never wear flats. My shoes are so high that sometimes when I step out of them, people look around in confusion and ask, ‘Where’d she go?’ and I have to say, ‘I’m down here.’” ~Marian Keyes

   “He is an Italian, he doesn’t care if you break some law a little bit, as long as you wear beautiful shoes.” ~Anne Fortier

“Why you’ll never see a woman with a bomb in her shoe: We have too much respect for shoes.” ~Carolyn V. Hamilton

       “What would your shoes say about the things you do every day?” ~Sherley Mondesir-Prescott

“It doesn’t matter how great your shoes are if you don’t accomplish anything in them.” ~Martina Boone

“The job of feet is walking, but their hobby is dancing.” ~Amit Kalantri

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