It’s Getting Better All the Time

It's Getting Better All the TimePhoto by Isabella and Zsa Fischer

Thought for the Week

“I’ve got to admit it’s getting better, a little better all the time. (Echo: It can’t get no worse.)”

“It’s Getting Better All the Time.” Although the lyrics to this classic Beatles’ song are attributed to “Lennon and McCartney,” it’s known that John Lennon, a disenchanted idealist (i.e. pessimist), only contributed the words in the echo. You can guess which of the two songwriting greats was happier with his life.

Perfect is the enemy of Better. Why? Because it’s a mirage, a destination that doesn’t exist. So, ironically, it isn’t those who believe in Perfect who improve their lives, but those who believe in Better. Even missteps are useful (“Well, now I know that doesn’t work”). So celebrate the steps, even the missteps, and then press on, because if you do, you’ll find…

It’s getting better all the time.

~O~

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Madly in Love With God

Madly in love with GodSource unknown

Getting Heaven Into Us

Are you madly in love with God? Think of it this way: Your friend asks someone to marry them, and they say “yes,” and then your friend goes and tells everyone, “Guess what? I get to live in so-and-so’s house!” Does that sound like love? Heaven isn’t a destination, it’s a madly-in-love relationship with our Creator. If you love someone, your focus isn’t on their big, cool house, it’s on them. You want to be with them forever. And that’s why Jesus came, and died, and rose again. To show us our Creator–to make us fall madly in love with God–not just to get us into heaven, but to get heaven into us.

~AΩ~

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The Kindness of Strangers

All photos by Mitch Teemley, except Tulip the bulldog (by Elliot Teemley)

She Was Completely Dependent Upon…

The kindness of strangers. A few weeks ago, our firstborn Elliot was walking near their apartment, when they* spotted a rotund little bulldog nestled in the weeds. They’d have walked on, but the minute they said a friendly word, the creature rose with great difficulty and waddled over to them. “Tulip” (Elliot’s temporary name for her) had no identification, but was clearly well-fed and as docile as a rabbit. She accepted Elliot’s ear-rubs with bliss.

What Now?

Elliot couldn’t keep her, because our granddog Thea was already too much pet for their compact apartment. So they drove her to a local animal shelter. The veterinarian there pronounced Tulip very old and very arthritic. But, he said, there were shelter-regulars who might be willing to provide a final home for “this sweet little couch potato.”

Only one problem: the shelter wouldn’t have an opening until the next day. Could Elliot take her for the night? “Yes,” our firstborn said without hesitation, because kindness is woven into Elliot’s very being. And so they took off work for the day, and asked their significant other to watch Thea. Then Elliot and Tulip moved into their old studio space in our basement for the night. Tulip was a handful. Literally. She had to be carried up and down stairs, and was incontinent. But her endearingly ugly face had “God’s property” written all over it. (Tragically, not everyone understands this. My wife Trudy’s friend saw a woman run over a Canadian goose and its mate the other day, rather than wait for them to finish crossing the road.)

That Night at Bedtime…

…while Elliot read to Miss Tulip in the basement, I headed outside to say goodnight to my Creator. But as I opened the front door, a bird flew past me into the house! Trudy and I found the discombobulated little finch huddled in our den. She finally flew outside when we turned off every light except the one on the porch.

The next day, we learned why she’d been on the front door when I opened it. She’d built a nest on top of Trudy’s spring door-wreath! When we took it down, we found four little finch eggs inside.

What now?

We re-mounted it on the front door, and then carefully avoided using the door for the next three weeks. Although, when Mama Finch was away, I would slip out to snap shots of her babies. Because, bird droppings notwithstanding, that little nest also had “God’s property” written all over it.

Finally, Two Days Ago…

…we found the nest fallen and abandoned at the edge of our door mat. And a short time later, we observed flight training in progress as our little grand-finches flapped furiously to stay aloft. End of story?

Not quite. Word must haven’t gotten out. Because we also found a cardinal’s nest in the honeysuckle bush just three feet away from the front door. So, naturally, I took pictures, first of spotted eggs, then downy hatchlings, and finally hungry featherlings whose mouths popped open every time I made a peep.

Interestingly, when I peeped for Trudy’s bird-sound app, it identified me as a “Northern Cardinal.” So, how can we not practice kindness…

When we’re all part of the same family?

*Elliot prefers the pronoun “they.”

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Meet My Dear Friend Karla

From left to right: Karla  –  Sharing with school children  –  With her beloved dog  –  “Stay kind and curious!”

Love With a Capital C for Cancer

Meet my dear friend Karla. When she was first diagnosed with stage-4 NETs (Neuroendocrine Tumors), Karla learned that this rare disease was incurable. It was however, treatable. But few clinics were prepared to do so. Then she discovered that the NCI, the government-sponsored National Cancer Institute, was equipped to treat her fully-metastasized cancer.

The NCI has extended Karla’s life-expectancy by several years. Years she’s using to bless untold numbers of others: through her wonderful, life-affirming blog Flannel With Faith, and through her live readings to school children from her memoir (when health allows) about adventuring in the Ozarks with her beloved dog.

Ironically, however, even though the NCI recognizes Karla’s disease as one of the most serious forms of cancer, it is not well-known enough to make Medicaid’s list of fully-covered conditions. Hence, she’s required to pay at least $3800 a month before receiving any additional aid.

As a result, she’s filed a chapter 13 bankruptcy, which will buy her time to pay back her growing medical debts. And, in order to further reduce her cost of living, she’s moving to a small 55+ community.

“I’m not bitter or angry at God or doctors or anyone,” Karla writes, “(but) my family does get angry. My mom cries a lot and is losing her memory, so it’s hard on my family to watch. (Nevertheless), they have grown in their faith, and I have joy in my heart!!”

Karla’s treatments can be extreme, the most recent she’s labelled her “worst nightmare.” Still, with 9 tumors in her skull, 6 in her spine, 5 in her kidneys, and dozens of others throughout her body, these treatments are the key to her surviving another five+ years.

Years Karla will use to bring her irresistable spirit of hope and love to others!

Note: Karla’s sister has created a GoFundMe page to help cover medical costs. I encourage you to visit and follow her blog and, if you feel so led, to consider making a contribution here!

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Horror! Devastation! Pee!

the-war-of-the-worlds-1953-movie-posterWar of the Worlds (1953)

My Real Memoir

Horror! Devastation! Pee! It was late summer, shortly before second grade began, and Dad wanted to see a movie. Imagine that — Dad wanted to see a movie! It was normally Mom who initiated trips to the big screen, and me who cheered her on. But there were two categories that whetted Dad’s thirst for celluloid: war movies and science-fiction. The year before, he’d taken us to see Disney’s 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea, and it had instantly become my favorite film. Yes, I’d inherited the sci-fi gene. But this movie, this movie was different. It was pee-your-pants-scary sci-fi!

War of the Worlds…

…had originally been released a few years before, and Dad had loved it. So, when he spotted it on the bill at a cheap re-run theatre in L.A. (“cheap” often being the deciding factor in those days), he said, “Let’s go!”

To which Mom replied, “Honey, Mitch is only six. Do you really think he’s ready?”

“Sure!” Dad willed me to be.

When I was five, I’d seen Dracula. Alone. In a tiny den, lit only by the glow of a black-and-white TV, behind which were sliding glass doors revealing the evil darkness beyond. I knew that hideous vampire would immediately descend upon me and suck my blood if I left the couch. So I’d had no choice but to pee in my jammies while my parents played pee-nuckle (pinochle) with their friends in the next room. Revenge is sweet.

And now, here we were, on a smoggy late-summer night in Los Angeles, watching War of the Worlds, a movie considered the most frightening science-fiction movie ever made. I was utterly terrified. And I was also in love! With being scared, that is. It was a big-budget sci-fi thriller (rare for that time) with state-of-the-art special effects–especially the Martian spaceships with their creepy, snakelike grabber-thingies that reached down into buildings, nabbing unsuspecting humans!

Horror!

Devastation!

Pee!

Mom Often Talked About Jimmy…

…a skinny, high-strung guy who’d previously worked with her at the crumbling old Litchenberger building in L.A. One morning after seeing War of the Worlds, Jimmy was ranting about those creepy grabber-thingies! “I almost peed my pants!” he admitted. And then, as he raved (this actually happened), a plumber’s snake, controlled by a workman two floors above, suddenly broke through an ancient drain pipe and burst out of the wall in front of Jimmy, its menacing rooter-claws still awhirl!

Jimmy screamed in a key hitherto unknown to man and clocked the nine floors to the street below, setting a new land speed record, peeing all the way. Mom said she felt guilty about laughing. Uncontrollably. For half an hour. But she couldn’t help herself.

Sure the Movie Scared Me

But I didn’t pee. As it neared it’s dramatic conclusion there in muggy Los Angeles, the alien spaceships began dying, crashing one by one to the ground. “What happened?” I wondered aloud. And just as the star Gene Barry was about to explain, some guy in the row behind us shouted, “The smog got ’em!” The audience roared.

And then I peed.

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Humility Keeps Us Real

Humility Keeps Us RealPhoto by Kyle Johnson

Thought for the Week

Humility keeps us real: I’m always surprised by the number of attractive, scantily-clad young women who want to be my friends on Facebook. I mean, we don’t have any friends in common, so clearly it’s my sparkling personality and rugged good looks that draw them to me. And then, on the same page, I see the smart ads, targeted “just for me,” offering easy-access bathtubs, and I quickly return to earth.

Most people regard humility as a virtue, as something admirable, but not particularly vital. But it’s far more important than that. Humility (true humility, not its counterfeit) is the thing that grounds us in reality. Because the opposite of humility isn’t pride, it’s delusion. Without humility we cannot see things, especially ourselves, for what they truly are.

“Life is a long lesson in humility.” ~J.M. Barrie

“On the highest throne in the world, we still sit only on our own bottom.” ~Michel de Montaigne

“Never curse a fall. The ground is where humility lives.” ~Yasmin Mogahed

“There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to your former self.” ~Ernest Hemingway

“’Nothing is more deceitful,’ said Darcy, ‘than the appearance of humility. It is often only carelessness of opinion, and sometimes an indirect boast.’” ~Jane Austen

“Really great men have a curious feeling that the greatness is not of them, but through them. And they see something divine in every other man and are endlessly, foolishly, incredibly merciful.” ~John Ruskin

“For whoever is the least among you is the greatest.”

~Luke 9:48

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Were We Made for Another World?

Were we made for another world?Saint Augustine of Hippo

Strangers In a Strange Land

Were we made for another world? Abraham felt that way. And Moses named his son Gershom, “foreigner,” because he said, “I have been a stranger in a strange land” (Exodus 2:22). Have you ever felt a sense of incompleteness, a longing for something beyond your earthly reach? Many people have. I have. Even as a child, it seems, I longed for another world. And I finally found out why.

“If I find in myself a desire which no experience in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that I was made for another world.”

~C.S. Lewis

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Are These the Craziest Shoes Ever Made?

Love carnivals? Now you can wear one!

I’m Not a Big Shoes Guy

In fact, I own like five pair. But when I stumbled across these shoes (that’s a pun…sort of), I was genuinely agog. I had no idea there were so many bizarre forms of footwear in existence — now and throughout history! Are these the craziest shoes ever made? Maybe. Judge for yourself, and have fun. Which, in most cases, means not wearing shoes like these.

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 “To understand a man, you’ve got to walk a mile in his shoes.” ~Old Proverb

“I had a dream that I was in someone else’s shoes…they were the wrong size.” ~Starley Ard

“I never wear flats. My shoes are so high that sometimes when I step out of them, people look around in confusion and ask, ‘Where’d she go?’ and I have to say, ‘I’m down here.’” ~Marian Keyes

   “He is an Italian, he doesn’t care if you break some law a little bit, as long as you wear beautiful shoes.” ~Anne Fortier

“Why you’ll never see a woman with a bomb in her shoe: We have too much respect for shoes.” ~Carolyn V. Hamilton

       “What would your shoes say about the things you do every day?” ~Sherley Mondesir-Prescott

“It doesn’t matter how great your shoes are if you don’t accomplish anything in them.” ~Martina Boone

“The job of feet is walking, but their hobby is dancing.” ~Amit Kalantri

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Every Day is Earth Day

Survival Chess

If the Earth Loses We All Lose

Yesterday was Earth Day. But in truth, every day is Earth Day. Amid escalating conflicts and nations warring against nations, there’s one thing we can–and must–all agree on: In the end, only one war matters — the war against our planet. Because if the earth loses, we all lose.

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“The ultimate test of man’s conscience may be his willingness to sacrifice something today for future generations whose words of thanks will not be heard.” ~Gaylord Nelson

“If you watch the world in silence, you will have more chance to understand how the world is a miraculous ship! It is totally up to man that this blue ship continues its travel in the infinity of the universe together with all its passengers!” ~Mehmet Murat ildan

“Only the most arrogant, shortsighted, and spiritually bereft of our species would say that, at any cost to other species, we need only worry about our own.” ~Timothy Walker

“Earth provides enough to satisfy every man’s needs, but not every man’s greed.” ~Mahatma Gandhi

“By day the banished sun circles the earth like a grieving mother with a lamp.” ~Cormac McCarthy

“If you want to be reminded of the love of the Lord, just watch the sunrise.” ~Jeannette Walls

“Away, away, from men and towns,

To the wild wood and the downs —

To the silent wilderness

Where the soul need not repress its music”

~Percy Bysshe Shelley

“Someday, I hope that we will all be patriots of our planet and not just of our respective nations.”

~Zoe Weil

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My Super-Secret Operation!

Leicester Hospital (leicestermercury.com.uk)Photo courtesy of Leicester Mercury

My Real Memoir

My Super-Secret Operation! I asked my wife whether I should publicly share this  confidential nugget from my childhood. Being pseudo-famous, I always find it wise to ask my very private wife when to share such paparazzi-fodder. Her reply? “Be delicate.”

At Age Six…

I had a “hernia” operation. Only it wasn’t really for a hernia. It was my first operation, apart from that rather messy little womb-extraction at age -1. So I was kinda nervous, but mostly excited. Because after they fixed my hernia, the doctor said I could have all the jello I wanted!

There were super-bright lights, and then they put a mask on my face, and then…

I woke up in a big bed with all kinds of neato buttons and handles, just like Captain Nemo’s submarine in my favorite movie and at Disneyland!

Nurse Sandy and Dr. Doctor visited me a lot. I was pretty sure Nurse Sandy loved me because she looked at me with big Bambi’s mom-eyes. Hospital-land was kinda like heaven. I got jello in every flavor–red, green, yellow–read kid’s books with Nurse Sandy, and walked around peeping into other people’s rooms. Only when I walked, it kinda hurt down there–where I’d had my hernia operation.

But mostly I felt super-happy. Especially when they hooked me back up to the big bag. They even set off fireworks to celebrate my going home! Well, that and the fact that it was the 4th of July. Nurse Sandy watched with me, and then tucked me in for the last time.

The Hernia Operation Was Sorta Goofy

It left a big scar down there and, this is the goofy part, a rubber band went right through one of my little hangy parts. They told me to be super-careful not to break the rubber band. But a week later…I did.

Mommandad were upset because they thought I was gonna have to have another hernia operation. But Dr. Doctor said, “No, he’ll be OK.” And I pretty much was. But…

Years Later, After I Got Married

Mom told me my “hernia operation” had actually been an orchioplexy, an operation that boys have when one of their, ahem, ball-bearings doesn’t “descend” into their hangy parts. It can lower their chance of having kids. But not me.

I had two super-duper ones!

And then I had a different kind of “hernia operation” on purpose. But this time there was no jello and no rubber band…

Just no more kids.

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