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I don’t like telephone solicitation. But that doesn’t mean I don’t enjoy it. Telephone rings Me: Hello? Solicitor: Hello, I’m from Hearing Solutions. Me: Who? Solicitor: Is there anyone in your family who may be hard of hearing? Me: What? … Continue reading

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Dentist’s Orifice

This is the waiting room at a popular Dentist’s office. Wait till you see the Proctologist’s office.

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A Stitch in Time

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It’s Thursday. Do you know where you interdimensional quantum calibrator is? Mitch Teemley View original post

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Dream Vacation!

You can rent this awesome boat out of Singapore!  It comes with a full crew and a personal chef!–only one problem: he serves nothing but junk food.

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Guys be Guys, No Matter What Size

A quick break before Thor and the big green guy attack the movie theaters. Disclaimer: Apologies in advance if this is too crude for any of my more genteel friends. I found it amusing, but (wisely) distrusting my own taste, … Continue reading

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Jimmy Fallon, New Ebola Czar!

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“Jimmy Fallon, the new Ebola Czar?”  Yes!  Jimmy Fallon! Ebola Czar! OK, no, not really. But as of yesterday, Jimmy Fallon and Ebola Czar were the top trending words in America. And as a new…

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Old Joke Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I do this. What do I do? Doctor: Don’t do that. New Version Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I get my medical bill. What do I do? Doctor: Don’t do…oh, never mind, there’s … Continue reading

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