Tag Archives: weekend

Woohoo! I Bought a Hedge Trimmer!

Posted on August 16, 2025 by mitchteemley

Here’s our yard before I bought my powerful new hedge trimmer: Me trimming the plants, before and after: Here’s a juniper bush I trimmed, before and after: I love using this tool! So I offered to trim the neighbor’s poodle. … Continue reading →

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Discovering the Joys of Yardwork

Posted on June 28, 2025 by mitchteemley

Way back in 2019 BC (Before COVID), I considered yardwork a heinous chore. But then came the quarantinious year of 2020 AD (After the Disease). And suddenly I began looking forward to visiting that mystical place called “Outside.”  Five years … Continue reading →

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Pun-ishing Humor

Posted on June 16, 2023 by mitchteemley

“Dad jokes?” Nah, I may be a dad, but, heck, I was born cracking puns. And word-playing. And turning anything and everything I can on its absurd little head. ‘Cuz that’s how I roll. So, here’s a pun-ishing little collection … Continue reading →

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No Hope for the Human Race!

Posted on August 5, 2022 by mitchteemley

OK, so the title might be a smidge on the snarky side. Then again… Warning: The following images contain dangerous sarcasm triggers. Don’t blame me if you feel an uncontrolable urge to shout ascerbic witicisms at your screen. On the … Continue reading →

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Weekend Chores

Posted on September 26, 2020 by mitchteemley

Me Doing Weekend Chores “I’ve been looking over the list of spring chores I made up last fall, and darned if they aren’t fall chores, after all.” ~Robert Breault “Normal Person’s Weekly Chore List: 1. Clean kitchen 2. Clean bathroom … Continue reading →

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A Weekend Wish That Always Comes True

Posted on September 12, 2020 by mitchteemley

It’s Saturday and the weeds await. My lawn is festooned with them, particularly the ever-present dandelionous paininthebuttous. So I begin my pre-lawncare procedure by musing about dandelions: “Wishes are iffy things,” I think, “but there’s one wish dandelions can actually … Continue reading →

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Oh, Me of Little Faith!

Posted on January 12, 2019 by mitchteemley

Saturday chores: This is just so wrong. My wife expects me to vacuum before there’s any actual proof of need! When I do something I want to know I’ve made the world a better place, rescued it from imminent destruction. … Continue reading →

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