Tag Archives: spring

A Message From Mother Nature

Posted on May 2, 2020 by

Mother Nature must think humans are incredibly stupid. Otherwise, why would the stuff we put in one end smell so good and the stuff that comes out the other end smell so bad? It’s the world’s oldest “Eat this, not … Continue reading →

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The Joy of Yardwork!

Posted on April 16, 2020 by

Way back in 2019 BC (Before Coronavirus) yardwork was a heinous chore. But now, in the year 2020 AD (After the Disease), I actually look forward to the times I get to visit that mystical place called “Outside.”  I mowed … Continue reading →

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Binge-Watching Spring

Posted on March 26, 2020 by

Spring break is over. Which means my college-student daughter is getting dressed (changing into her studious pajamas) and heading back to school (returning to the laptop in her bedroom). I’ve enacted the following changes: _______. Yep, nothing’s changed at my … Continue reading →

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My All New(ish) Miracle Belly Cure!

Posted on March 7, 2020 by

Spring is almost here, and summer’s right around the corner! Just in time, I’ve developed this revolutionary newish system for flattening bellies while improving overall health, attractiveness, and longevity! Visit me at theresnoactualwebsitejustdoit.com!

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Attack of the Mole People!

Posted on March 26, 2019 by

            Recent photo of our backyard: Help! We’re under attack by a mole! I’ve named him “Manny” (because there may actually be many of them). At first he would leave a lump here, a lump … Continue reading →

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Sprinter is Here!

Posted on March 21, 2019 by

‘Round now we’re all pining to revel in spring But seasonal timing’s no guaranteed thing Transitional days like these are un-scenic Thermometers glaze and turn schizophreenic So stop being moody and “so over winter” Put on your hoodie and celebrate … Continue reading →

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It’s Daylight Savings Time!

Posted on March 9, 2019 by

Don’t Forget to or You could just dance

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Mowing the Straight and Narrow

Posted on April 23, 2018 by

It’s spring. Gentlemen and gentlewomen, start you mowers! When we finally bought a house with an actual yard, I was excited about mowing. Yeah, I got over it. Still, if ya got grass, ya gotta mow, and that means: Ya … Continue reading →

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Damnedelions

Posted on April 16, 2018 by

(Time-lapse video below It’s spring! Sort of. Actually, we’re still in Sprinter where I live, so it’s snow shovels one day and flip-flops and shades the next. But the dandelions can’t be fooled. Fake-daisy-delions are popping up all over our … Continue reading →

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Dandelions are Human Weeds

Posted on April 6, 2018 by

It’s that time of year. Even amid hushes of snow, the dandelions appear. How like us they are, arranging themselves about their clocks, terrified of being uprooted. Created to live for a season and then die beyond themselves, instead they push their … Continue reading →

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