Tag Archives: United States

Shutdown!

Source of quote unknown. The U. S. is on the verge of its longest government shutdown in history (due, as always, to an impasse over spending). Meanwhile, Congress and the current administration are vying to see who can win The … Continue reading

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Next President of the U.S.?

WASHINGTON, Jan. 27 (United Press Irrational) – According to a recent telephone survey by the National Association for the Hearing Impaired, over 90% of Americans say their vote for the next President of the United States will go to: Small … Continue reading

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My fellow Americans, I have decided not to run for President. I realize this puts me in a tiny minority, but ask that you respect my right to follow my conscience.  ~Thank you.

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