Tag Archives: dentist

The New Me (Some Assembly Required)

Posted on September 16, 2025 by mitchteemley

My Real Memoir I was a new creation. Which was even more wonderful than it sounded—I finally knew my purpose. But new creations have bugs, most of which are holdovers from earlier, bungled versions. It was time to rethink every … Continue reading →

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Getting My Wisdom Removed

Posted on November 7, 2023 by mitchteemley

My Real Memoir They’re called wisdom teeth because they emerge when we reach adulthood (late teens to early 20s) and are now officially “wise.” Yeah, right. How many wise 18-year-olds do you know? How many wise any-year-olds do you know? … Continue reading →

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Doctor, Doctor!

Posted on May 4, 2023 by mitchteemley

This is the waiting room at a popular Dentist’s office. (You should see the Proctologist’s office.) Worried Mother: “My daughter has been lying in bed all day, eating yeast and car wax!” Doctor: “Don’t worry. I promise you by tomorrow morning … Continue reading →

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My Scar Stories

Posted on October 28, 2019 by mitchteemley

Getting My Wisdom Removed: A Sort of Halloween Horror Story They’re called wisdom teeth because they emerge when we reach adulthood (late teens to early 20s) and are now officially “wise.” Yeah, right. How many wise 18-year-olds do you know? … Continue reading →

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Random Complaints

Posted on October 22, 2019 by mitchteemley

Dentists: I’ve had temporary crowns put on my broken tooth three times this week; I was told to chew more carefully (the last one fell off while I was eating soup). They told me it would take two weeks for … Continue reading →

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Dentist’s Orifice

Posted on February 10, 2018 by mitchteemley

This is the waiting room at a popular Dentist’s office. Wait till you see the Proctologist’s office.

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My Scar Stories

Posted on September 8, 2017 by mitchteemley

Getting My Wisdom Removed They’re called wisdom teeth because they emerge when we reach adulthood (late teens to early 20s) and are now officially “wise.” Yeah, right. How many wise 18-year-olds do you know? How many wise any-year-olds do you … Continue reading →

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