Tag Archives: snarky

The Funniest Product Reviews Ever

Posted on February 20, 2026 by mitchteemley

The Funniest Product Reviews Ever When the World’s Most Incompetent Dental Office nearly destroyed my mouth, I wrote a brilliantly snarky review (if I don’t say so myself). And I’ve had a deep appreciation for the funniest product reviews ever … Continue reading →

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Public Notices That Are Strictly for Laughs

Posted on January 9, 2026 by mitchteemley

Public Notices That Are Strictly for Laughs Snarky notes have healing power!ย Well, OK, laughter has healing power, and snarky notes–not the mean ones, but the clever, sardonic, even slightly absurd ones–are very good at producing laughter. Which is the clear … Continue reading →

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Ten Tips You Should (Never) Follow

Posted on August 13, 2025 by mitchteemley

More Useless Information. You’re Welcome.

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Lousy God

Posted on December 4, 2024 by mitchteemley

“You are God!โ€ a Hindu friend told me. โ€œSorry,โ€ I replied, โ€œbut I could never follow a religion with such low standards.โ€

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An Ode to Raking Leaves in Early November

Posted on November 6, 2024 by mitchteemley

Raking leaves in early November is always so festive with the crinkles and colors of autumn: the cheerful reds and oranges and golds of Twix bar wrappers… Reese’s Pieces wrappers… and Snickers wrappers and the urgent reds and desperate blues … Continue reading →

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Useless Information

Posted on October 11, 2024 by mitchteemley

You’ll thank me later. Really. (P.S. Don’t miss the Special Bonus quotes after the photo gallery.) Click on any image to enlarge it, read caption, or start slide show. Special Bonus: Useless (but fun) Advice “Don’t be sad, because sad … Continue reading →

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Dear World…

Posted on August 14, 2024 by mitchteemley

I only ask two things: 1) For everything that exists to be constantly rearranged to suit my whims. 2) For everyone to be OK with that. Thanks, everyone, youโ€™re the best! Well, OK, maybe not the best (that would be … Continue reading →

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Wow! This Changes Everything!

Posted on August 7, 2024 by mitchteemley

I found this headline inย that bastion of journalistic integrity The Weekly World News, so you know it’s gotta be true. Check and see if your boss or ex-boyfriend is still around. Other actual newspaper headlines I found: โ€œNew Autos to … Continue reading →

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Here’s a Little Help…

Posted on May 1, 2024 by mitchteemley

โ€ฆto get you through the rest of the week: Youโ€™re welcome. ฮถ

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I’m Insensitive. Respect Me!

Posted on April 3, 2024 by mitchteemley

I have decided to adopt Insensitivity as a way of life, and demand that you respect me as a member of a persecuted minority! What’s that, you say I’ve offended you? Stop persecuting me! Just a snarky little comment for … Continue reading →

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