Tag Archives: egotism

Mixed Motives

If it weren’t for mixed motives I’d have no motives at all. I’m an idealist. I want (earnest clich√© alert) to make the world a better place. But I’m also a hopeless egoist,¬†and no matter what I do I can … Continue reading

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I Only Ask Two Things

I only ask two things: 1) For the universe to be constantly rearranged to suit my whims 2) And for everyone to be OK with that Thanks, everyone, you’re the best! Well, OK, maybe not the best (that would be … Continue reading

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