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The Good Mosquito

As summer draws to a conclusion (in my hemisphere, at least), here’s a (sort of) tribute to the season’s least appreciated occupant. I dreamed I was a fat mosquito and thought it not a sin to drain the blood of … Continue reading

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Groan!

I’ve been getting way too deep lately. Figured it was time to pull out my Groaner File. These are originals, so you have only me to blame if you don’t find them pleasantly punny. (P.S. Add your own groaners in the Leave a … Continue reading

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The Good Mosquito

I dreamed I was a fat mosquito and thought it not a sin to drain the blood of every human to pierce and pock their skin.   I was a loving ‘squito mama with a lot of larvae, Denzel, Jane … Continue reading

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The 5 Deadliest Creatures

According to the World Health Organization, the 5 deadliest animals (to humans) are not lions and tigers and bears, not even sharks. They are: #5  Dogs – 61,000 deaths per year #4  Snakes – 94,000 deaths per year #3  Snails … Continue reading

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The 5 Deadliest Creatures

According to the World Health Organization, the 5 deadliest animals (to humans) are not lions and tigers and bears; not even sharks. They are: #5  Dogs – 61,000 deaths per year #4  Snakes – 94,000 deaths per year #3  Snails … Continue reading

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