Tag Archives: funny

Mowing the Straight and Narrow

Posted on April 23, 2018 by

It’s spring. Gentlemen and gentlewomen, start you mowers! When we finally bought a house with an actual yard, I was excited about mowing. Yeah, I got over it. Still, if ya got grass, ya gotta mow, and that means: Ya … Continue reading →

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It’s a Cat’s World

Posted on April 17, 2018 by

We just live–and serve dinner, and provide rubs–in it. Proof the world is round: What? You said, “Don’t get on the chair.” I’m  not “on” the chair. There’s never a bad time to touch noses. Holy moly! So that’s what … Continue reading →

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Damnedelions

Posted on April 16, 2018 by

(Time-lapse video below It’s spring! Sort of. Actually, we’re still in Sprinter where I live, so it’s snow shovels one day and flip-flops and shades the next. But the dandelions can’t be fooled. Fake-daisy-delions are popping up all over our … Continue reading →

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Dude, if I had a Nickel…

Posted on April 14, 2018 by

…for every time a cow has fallen on my car!

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Happy Friday the 13th!

Posted on April 13, 2018 by

“Do one thing every day that scares you.” ~Eleanor Roosevelt “If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.” ~Groucho Marx “What the mind doesn’t understand, it worships or fears.” ~Alice Walker “Until you … Continue reading →

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Now You can Learn Your Actual Name!

Posted on April 12, 2018 by

I love those charts that reveal your Pirate Name or Mythical Hero Name, etc. So I made up the ultimate one! Now you can learn your Actual Name!©  Just follow the guidelines below. Have fun and don’t forget to tell your friends … Continue reading →

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Don’t do it, Ken!

Posted on April 7, 2018 by

So, what if those tiny bottles of liquor on airplanes are actually big jugs of booze made for the millions of Kens back when the Barbies dumped them?

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