Tag Archives: sarcasm

Putting Away Christmas (Finally)

Posted on February 20, 2019 by

Originally posted on Bonnywood Manor:
And so it finally came to pass that the little hamlet must be demolished in the name of Progress. Before anyone rises up in a spasm of indignation at the outrageous abuse of Eminent Domain,…

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When Your Kids Surpass You

Posted on September 29, 2018 by

Yesterday, while shooting some additional film footage with our director-of-photography, Jeff, I launched into a sudden “that reminds me of the time when” narrative (something I limit myself to doing no more than once every five minutes). At that moment, … Continue reading →

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Snarky Signs

Posted on July 24, 2018 by

My abiding love for snarky signs began when our next door neighbors installed a swimming pool sign that read, “We don’t swim in your toilet. Please don’t pee in our pool.” Here are a few of my current faves: Always … Continue reading →

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Irony

Posted on May 15, 2018 by

  “I once saw a forklift lift a crate of forks. And it was way too literal for me.”  ~Mitch Hedberg “Physician, heal thyself.” ~Luke 4:23                  “You will do foolish things, but … Continue reading →

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Curmudgeon

Posted on June 29, 2017 by

Curmudgeon (noun): Ill-tempered or cantankerous person. Usually older and male. E.g. How I feel when I read political news.

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