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Sometimes a Sappy Smile Is Just the Thing

Car gives birth en route to hospital! Sometmes a sappy smile is just the thing. I love humor (who doesn’t?). And I confess to having a sarcastic streak (OK, more like a motherload). But there’s just so much mean-spirited humor … Continue reading

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Signs of the Times

It’s Important to Think Ahead Signs of the Times My favorite sign ever was painted on a shop window in Canterbury, England. It said, “Sex Aids for Ferrets!” Only upon drawing nearer did I see the small print beneath it … Continue reading

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Hilarious High School Yearbook Quotes

Pottering Around It’s That Time Again The end of the school year is upon us. Which means it’s time for graduating seniors to get in the last word. These hilarious high school yearbook quotes are from the true Masters of … Continue reading

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The Funniest Product Reviews Ever

The Funniest Product Reviews Ever When the World’s Most Incompetent Dental Office nearly destroyed my mouth, I wrote a brilliantly snarky review (if I don’t say so myself). And I’ve had a deep appreciation for the funniest product reviews ever … Continue reading

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Public Notices That Are Strictly for Laughs

Public Notices That Are Strictly for Laughs Snarky notes have healing power! Well, OK, laughter has healing power, and snarky notes–not the mean ones, but the clever, sardonic, even slightly absurd ones–are very good at producing laughter. Which is the clear … Continue reading

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Ten Tips You Should (Never) Follow

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My All-New-Ish Miracle Belly Flattener!

Summer’s here! And just in time, I’ve developed a revolutionary™ all-new-ish belly-flattening system,™ guaranteed to improve your overall health, attractiveness and longevity,™ as well! Revolutionary new miracle systems™ always seem to boil down to eat less, eat healther, and exercise. … Continue reading

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Should We Make Death More Convenient?

Drive-through funeral services premiered in Florida over forty years ago. And they’ve been a growing trend ever since. I googled “drive through funeral homes” and found fourteen million listings. Nearly every U.S. state has them now. Why? Well, for starters, … Continue reading

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Deep Thoughts (i.e. Stuff I Think About While Avoiding Actually Getting Anything Done)

Useful New Terms: Ambibiguity: The ability to make indecipherable gestures with either or both hands. Pontypical: Something the Pope says a lot. Carcasm: Snide remarks my car makes when I fail to wash or service it regularly. Catskills*: Chasing invisible … Continue reading

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Surreal Politics

Thought for the Week “Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies.” ~Groucho Marx “The devotees of the party in power are smug and arrogant. The devotees of the … Continue reading

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