Tag Archives: sarcasm

Doubtful Truths and Dubious Advice

Posted on February 6, 2021 by mitchteemley

Guest Blog by Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes When I asked the blogger who goes by the handle masercot his actual name-name, he replied “you can call me Charlie.” In other words, Charlie may or may not be … Continue reading →

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Hilarious Customer Reviews

Posted on February 5, 2021 by mitchteemley

Ever since I had the World’s Most Incompetent Dental Office nearly destroy my mouth last year, and wrote (if I don’t say so myself) a brilliantly snarky review, I’ve had a new appreciation for clever product reviews. You’ll need to … Continue reading →

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Funny Notices

Posted on December 18, 2020 by mitchteemley

Snarky notes have healing power! Well, OK, laughter has healing power, and snarky notes–not the mean ones, but the clever, sardonic, even slightly absurd ones–are very good at producing laughter. So read on! Click on any image to enlarge it, or … Continue reading →

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Putting Away Christmas (Finally)

Posted on February 20, 2019 by mitchteemley

Originally posted on Bonnywood Manor:
And so it finally came to pass that the little hamlet must be demolished in the name of Progress. Before anyone rises up in a spasm of indignation at the outrageous abuse of Eminent Domain,…

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When Your Kids Surpass You

Posted on September 29, 2018 by mitchteemley

Yesterday, while shooting some additional film footage with our director-of-photography, Jeff, I launched into a sudden “that reminds me of the time when” narrative (something I limit myself to doing no more than once every five minutes). At that moment, … Continue reading →

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Snarky Signs

Posted on July 24, 2018 by mitchteemley

My abiding love for snarky signs began when our next door neighbors installed a swimming pool sign that read, “We don’t swim in your toilet. Please don’t pee in our pool.” Here are a few of my current faves: Always … Continue reading →

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Irony

Posted on May 15, 2018 by mitchteemley

  “I once saw a forklift lift a crate of forks. And it was way too literal for me.”  ~Mitch Hedberg “Physician, heal thyself.” ~Luke 4:23                  “You will do foolish things, but … Continue reading →

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Curmudgeon

Posted on June 29, 2017 by mitchteemley

Curmudgeon (noun): Ill-tempered or cantankerous person. Usually older and male. E.g. How I feel when I read political news.

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