Monthly Archives: April 2017

Shake the Gates!

You have the key. Use it!

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Wipe That Smug Look off Your Face

I love the reflection off Lake Basement in the morning. “Wipe that smug look off your face” was one of my father’s go-to sayings. I hated to be humbled. Still do. But my heavenly father is also in the humbling business, so … Continue reading

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Blades of Grass

A personal paraphrase of Psalm 90 Father You have always been our home Before the mountains were thrust up Or the earth itself was shaped You were our God Yet at your word we turn to dust For time has no … Continue reading

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Travelling First Class

Next week I fly to Orlando for my first major film festival! The last time I travelled, I got confused. My hosts rented a Lexus for me and it had all of these little voices. Every time I’d fail to … Continue reading

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The Wishing Map 62

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Note: To read The Wishing Map from the beginning, click here. The Wishing Map Chapter Fifteen: Destiny (Continued) Previously: Zack and Gina were depressed and plagued by nightmares, when suddenly the mercurial Aunt Aloysia showed…

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Drive-Thru Mortuary

Drive-by open-casket viewings premiered in Pensacola, Florida, 30 years ago, but have only recently become a national trend. I haven’t been to one (and don’t plan to), but I imagine it’s something like:  “Hi, and welcome to McDeath. We put the fun … Continue reading

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The Fifth Beatle

Originally posted on Mitch Teemley:
It seems so silly now, but as a kid growing up in sunny SoCal I had a dogged loyalty to our locally grown Beach Boys that required me to “hate” The Beatles, those foreigners with goofy…

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