“Dragon Lizard Caught Playing Leaf Guitar” by Aditya Permana (not Photoshopped)
⇑ That’s Me Doing Spring Chores
Seriously though, the weekend is fast-approaching, and it’s important to have a plan. Therefore, here are some helpful tips you can use to plan your…
OK, so I lied. These aren’t helpful tips at all, they’re just funny comments. But then, funny comments make you smuckle (smile + chuckle). And that helps you get through the things you don’t want to do, right? So, I take it back–these are helpful tips!
You’re welcome.
“I’ve been looking over the list of spring chores I made up last fall, and darned if they aren’t fall chores, after all.” ~Robert Breault
“Normal Person’s Weekly Chore List:
1. Clean kitchen
2. Clean bathroom
3. Clean entire rest of domicile
Cleaning-Impaired Person’s Weekly Chore List:
1. Don’t get peanut butter on sheets”
~Dave Barry
“Cleanliness is not next to godliness. It isn’t even in the same neighborhood. No one has ever gotten a religious experience out of removing burned-on cheese from the grill of the toaster oven.” ~Erma Bombeck
“I fought the lawn and the lawn won.” ~Unknown
“My neighbor asked me if he could use my lawnmower. I told him he could — as long as he didn’t take it out of my yard.” ~Unknown
Smuckle!
The lizard has the right idea for the weekend 🤭
“Smuckle” is an interesting word, Mitch, albeit a tad close to a less smile-inducing one. 🙂
How relax It really looks…! It seems that it may have already done all the chores…!
;>)
Cute post! Absolutely love the photo!
Me too, MKR.
What a great post!! The photo is wonderful!!
I can’t take credit for it, but I agree, Kelli. I knew the minute I found it I had to post it.
Thank you for a smile and a laugh!
My pleasure, Liz!
Like your other readers, I love “smuckle”. I intend to enter it into my vocab. The quotes gave me a few smuckles.
Delighted to hear that, Terry.
Great thoughts Mitch. Still in an arm wrestling match with my lawn here, but rainy season has begun and all bets are now off.
Us too, until today, Pete. Happy mowing–when you can!
Mitch, Thanks for another day of laughter.
And here is a link of our Prime Minister (in the white shirt and blue pants), who you resembled in my view of the picture you shared in your youthful days.
Enjoy your day!
https://www.linkedin.com/posts/justintrudeau_steven-guilbeault-a-consacr%C3%A9-de-nombreuses-share-7465518446634790912-lyKc/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=member_desktop&rcm=ACoAAEceHRwB37oGKof06c2SzJtOxmZKXsDhzyU
You too, Bernie!
Humor adds zest to life! Thank you for your words.🤗
My pleasure, Mong. (Did I get your name right?)
It’s Mongdiep! 😊
Cleaving my mom’s bathroom this morning… Always fun. Enjoy your day.
;>) You too, Dawn.
Good ones!
Thanks, Liz!
You’re welcome, Mitch!
Nicely shared! 🙂
Thanks, T!
My pleasure.
Thank you, Mitch for the giggles. Love the lizard and his guitar. I have been listening to guitar music today. Now I will be wondering if if it is the lizard playing. LOL
;>)
Hilarious quotes! 🙂
That dragon lizard is absolutely having the time of its life! Also, smuckle… adding that to my vocabulary!
Have a nice day!
BBB
You too, BBB!
Thank you!
Thank you. This not only made me smuckle, but allowed me to put of what I should be doing for another 10 minutes.
Thanks for the smuckles 🥸
Too funny, Mitch. I got my smuckle! I couldn’t get away with that word using Grammarly. Lol…
Smile chuckles lately lawn has been winning the rain lottery
Love your quotes! They made me smile 😊
Thank you for sharing that great image. 🤓