“Dad jokes?” Nah, I may be a dad, but, heck, I was born cracking puns. And word-playing. And turning anything and everything I can on its absurd little head. ‘Cuz that’s how I roll. So, here’s a pun-ishing little collection to get your weekend off to a groaning good start!
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OH help! LOL! I do have to laugh. I have two Pun wizards who pretty much always find ways to come up with puns on my stories in the comments. I do admire the creativity, even if I “smack my head!” Happy Early Father’s Day!
Thank you, Carolyn!
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Awesome 😝
THESE ARE fantastic! Thanks, Mitch! 🤣
Fun Friday smiles. Thanks, Mitch!
My pleasure, Kellye!
Thanks, that was a good start to the weekend. Have a pleasant one too!
You too, Friedrich!
Thank you, Mitch. Great stuff.
Thanks, John.
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There are so many GREAT puns here, but the funniest one is about marijuana being legalized in the south and minutes later it’s breaded and deep-fried! Hysterical! Thanks for a multitude of laughs, Mitch.
That’s one of my favorites too, Nancy.
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Needed the chuckles today. Thanks.
My pleasure, Robert.
I sent my pastor 32 dad jokes in case he needed fillers for his sermon. He texted me back counting on me to provide laughter as well. Wait—are we supposed to laugh at Dad jokes?
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All so very funny … can’t choose a single favourite! Thanks for the laughs!!!
My pleasure, Jill!
Love ’em all!!!
Why does that not surprise me, Andrew? ;>)
Yes these made me laugh!
Crack me up, Mitch! “We’ll, that there’s a yellow-headed blackbird”! The bad milk, fried weed, dog doing homework,…these are dandies! Thank you for the much needed giggles! ☺️🤭
Always, Karla.
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You’ve outdone yourself with these! 👍🏻
Um, thanks? ;>)
haha With your humorous posts. Of course, your writing and storytelling shares are in their own (separate) category. 😁
Loved these, thank you!
I don’t always get these dad jokes, but I’m sure there’s a logic behind it. 😅
I love them. Laughed out loud at the witness relocation scheme. 😀
Great share. Lots of funny! Thank you so much 👍👍👍
My pleasure, Howard!
I particularly loved the science fair project piece. 😃😃😃
I taught 7th-grade science and that joke about Uranus. Well, it’s a real thing.
With 7th graders? How could it not be! ;>)
Thanks for the laughs!! Excellent selection.
I love the bad boy who sometimes cites articles he’s only skimmed!
Me too!
Thanks Mitch – Good stuff – over the years puns have groan on me too.
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“What’s a tery?” 😂😂😂
Glad someone got that! I’m not sure how many people did.
The milk gone bad and the snowman with the blow dryer remind me of a Far Side in which the potato salad has gone bad and is holding a gun to some of the other fridge items. 😂 I also like the dark chocolate one and the complimentary peanuts. 😂😂
Me too, Keith.
Hey! Way cool!
Thanks, Wingman!
Hilarious. Tooooo good