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The Wishing Map is a full-length fantasy that is being posted episodically at this site. To read the previous episode, click here. To read the entire novel, begin here.
Gina had awakened in a caveĀ to find that the vengeful pixie princess FeyrdĆŗ, aided by her āpetā black widows Seesquee and Heesnog, intended to kill her!
āIt will be an honorable death,” the tiny aristocrat assured Gina. āI will torture you and marvel at the way you laugh in the face of pain. And then the minstrels will set your death to music and–”
āTorture? FeyrdĆŗ, you donāt have to do this! You really donāt!ā
āBut I do. The only way Prince Jenblevó will forget you is if you are dead.ā
āNo! Heās totally not my type! And totally not my height!ā
āThat does not matter to my Lord Blevy. In his eyesāand in mineāhe is taller than an irontreeā¦ā FeyrdĆŗās voice trailed off, lost in the depths of the dripping cavern. āWe came to this cave whenā¦ā
āGo on! I really really want to hear this!ā
“We were still children. My woman bumps had not yet formed, and Prince Blevyāsā”
āRight, TMI. So, you came to this cave and…?ā
āA cloud shepherd smiled on us that day.ā FeyrdĆŗās eyes began to moisten. āWe were collecting rowan root when the rains came, and we ran into this very cave. Seesquee and Heesnog were younglings then and so adorable…ā She stroked the two gleaming monstrosities. āThey saw us shivering, and spun blankets of silver to keep us warm.ā
āUm, how romanticish.ā
āWe looked at the cave stars for hours.ā
For the first time Gina noticed the glittering flora on the ceiling. The phosphorescent shapes really did look like starsāexcept that they were moving.
āBlevy told me his dreams, and I told him mine. He said he would fulfill his name prophecy even before he was king.ā
āAnd his name means?ā
āāTower of Courage.āā FeyrdĆŗās voice was hoarse with emotion. āAnd my name means āBeside Him.ā We vowed that day that we would help one another fulfill our name prophecies. I knew then that his name had already come true and that I would always stand beside him, for my Lord Blevy is taller than an irontree!ā
āI totally agree!ā
āYou agree?ā FeyrdĆŗ drew a dagger from her belt.
āI mean I agree for you, that heās like ninety feet tall, but just for you. Heās your tall Prince Blevy, not mine. I mean, phhhht! to me, heās, what, just another pixie guy, right?”
āYou disparage the noble Jenblevó?ā FeyrdĆŗ punctuated each word with a stab to Ginaās cheek.
āOw! Ow! Ow! No, no, no, no! I mean heās awesomeā¦ly perfectā¦for you! Which is why you belong with him!ā
FeyrdĆŗ turned abruptly to the task at hand: āI ask the mighty Dragonmeer of Frenga to forgive me for boring her with tales of love.ā
āOh, no! I love tales of love! Please tell me moā”
āI knew she would wish to die a warriorās death with blood on her bodice and a sword in her hand.ā
āWellā”
āBut there was a chance I might failāand lose my Lord Blevyāand this I could not bear. I loathe myself for being girlish and infirm!ā She stabbed herself in the leg.
Gina screamed. āNo! Donāt do that! Hey, how ābout we be girlish and infirm together!ā But FeyrdĆŗ seemed to like the pain.
āAnd this is why I cravenly asked my companions to bind your hands and feet while the spider-sleep was upon you. And now, though you will hate me for not allowing you to fight me to the deathā”
āThatās OK. Really.ā
āI will ask Seesquee and Heesnog to kiss you here and here.ā FeyrdĆŗ touched Gina on each of her eyelids.
āKiss?ā
āWhen the stingers first touch the windows of your eyes there will be no pain. But as they press deeper you will experience exquisite suffering; I will instruct my friends to move slowly so that you may relish a warriorās torment. But when the poison completes its journey to your brain you will feel nothing.ā
āBrain?!ā
āBut you will also be unable to curse or scream your vows of vengeance. For this I also ask the Dragonmeerās forgiveness.ā
āOh, God, oh, God, oh, God! This is totally not happening!ā Ginaās mind ran in a thousand directions: sheād never be able to say goodbye to Zack and Momandad, or Birdyā¦sheād never⦠And then inspiration struck:
āFeyrdĆŗ, I have to confess my sins!ā
āSins?ā
āYeah. You know, to get right with Uol.ā
The pixie princess thought about this for a moment. āIt is a righteous request. Your soul must go unburdened to its Creator. Speak and I will listen.ā
āThis could take a while.ā Gina screwed her courage to the sticking post. ā’In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit. Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smellā¦āā
Ā Ļ
Thoughts: Has something you value, perhaps even your life, ever been threatened by a misunderstanding you could not correct?
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