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Love and Stroganoff

Picking Kathy up before the Prom (vintage super-8 film) My Real Memoir How could I forget my first love? Every now and then, when I was a teenager, Dad would drive us all the way to Hollywood for dinner. And … Continue reading

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How I Invented Coffee

Coffee foam art by Kazuki Yamamoto My Real Memoir Unlike my oldest child, who as a newborn would have been thrilled if Mommyโ€™s breasts dispensed House Blend and Dark Roast, I had to learn to like coffee. The Coffee-Milk Era: … Continue reading

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Was Mary a Virgin?

My Real Memoir My first semester of college was ending and Winter Break was looming like mistletoe. So my Folklore and Mythology teacher Dr. Glickman, to whom Christianity was the biggest myth of all, decided to treat us to a … Continue reading

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Losing My Innocence

My Real Memoir How, exactly, does an idealistic young romanticist lose his innocence? A little bit at a time, or, in my case, a little bit and one big bite. My first “I love youโ€ Marty and I might be … Continue reading

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Starting to Lose My Way

My Real Memoir Iโ€™d never really known the way. But I thought I did, which had worked just as well. For awhile. My religion of atheism (there was no god but me, and that was just fine ‘cuz I was … Continue reading

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Getting My Wisdom Removed

My Real Memoir Theyโ€™re called wisdom teeth because they emerge when we reach adulthood (late teens to early 20s) and are now officially โ€œwise.โ€ Yeah, right. How many wise 18-year-olds do you know? How many wise any-year-olds do you know? … Continue reading

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A Change Is Gonna Come

My Real Memoir Iโ€™d lived in a blissful bubble most of my life, first as a dreamy, self-absorbed only-child, and then as โ€œthe clever kidโ€ in elementary school and as โ€œthe talented guyโ€ in high school, and finally, with my … Continue reading

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(Still Not Famous) So Off to College

My Real Memoir โ€œI apologize for not winningโ€ (Best New Music Group in the U.S.), I told my pen pal. But on the other hand, my band The Daily Planet remained our tv producer, publisher Robert “Bob” Petersen’s personal favorite. … Continue reading

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Parenting Illustrated

Here it is,ย the ultimate illustrated guide on how to parent children of every age! I know, who am I kidding — nothing can prepare us for being parents. Although knowing that is a good start. Well, that and a whole … Continue reading

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When Your Favorite Delusion Starts to Fade

When I was a young man, I began searching for the meaning of life. Along the way, I wrote a travel journal, a mix of prose and poetry, and labelled it Foolโ€™s Odyssey. I was young and confused (I know, … Continue reading

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