How Full Is My Glass?

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Ah, the incessant question:

Is my glass half empty or half full?

But the real question, I think, is Who’s filling it?

(or emptying it)

Therefore, I choose to see my glass

(if it’s really even mine)

as neither half empty nor half full, but as hopefull

No, wait—back behind that, I think, is the fact

that, in order for my glass to be any kind of full,

I must be prayerfull

No, wait—still further back than that is the fact

that I even have a glass

Which is pretty wonderfull

and that leads me to being gratefull

And so, I think, it all comes down to this:

If I’m being truthfull about wanting my glass to be full,

then I must empty it of myself and make room

for the One who made it

~AΩ~

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The Wishing Map Will be Back and So (Hopefully) Will I!

This has been my least favorite vacation ever. Our youngest daughter is visiting; that’s the good part. The bad part? Our whole family has COVID. So, yeah, it’s been that kind of “vacation” week. Watching the Olympics on telly, nibbling half-heartedly at take-out food, passing the flu meds. But, hey, I’ll take sick family over no family any day!

Not surprisingly, therefore, there’s no The Wishing Map episode today. But, God willing and the crick don’t rise, I’ll resume posting The Wishing Map episodes next Saturday. For a complete list of episodes click here

Wait–what? You haven’t read the epic fantasy that Disney called a modern Chronicles of Narnia? To read The Wishing Map from the beginning, click here!

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Cool Illusions!

Illusions are everywhere. The more we look, the more we see. In fact, according to modern physics, our entire perception of reality is an illusion. Still, as Jean Rhys reminds us, “The value of an illusion (is) that the shadow can be more important than the substance.” So enjoy the show! (And don’t miss the quotes below the montage.)

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            “Dream delivers us to dream, and there is no end to illusion.”     ~Ralph Waldo Emerson

“Depending on the reality one must face, one may prefer to opt for illusion.” ~Judith Guest

             “Affirmation and illusion – bound up tighter than two snakes in the same egg.” ~Sarah Gailey

   “How strange when an illusion dies. It’s as though you’ve lost a child.”  ~Judy Garland

“Some of the things we fear exist nowhere but where fear happens.” ~Mokokoma Mokhonoana

   “God, listen to the absurdity within us and raise us from the illusion!” ~Sorin Cerin

“Stop acting like a beggar. You’re a royal guest, a royal guest that has been sent to this beautiful illusion.” ~Rafy Rohaan

“And so we fix our eyes not on what is seen, but on what is unseen. For what is seen is temporary, but what is unseen is eternal.” ~2 Corinthians 4:18

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Forgiving the Hurt

Forgiveness - Gandhi

A few years back, a publisher friend, Richard, stunned me by announcing, after we’d completed a successful project together, that he would never work with me again. When I asked why, he said I was lazy and dishonest. “Lazy” because I’d failed to make changes based on the notes he’d given me (notes I disagreed with), and “dishonest” because I made up excuses for not complying. When I protested, he told me I was deluded, and that he understood my motives better than I did.

It was the most offensive thing anyone had ever said to me. Sure, a few road-ragers have shouted viler things, but this was my friend, and it hurt like hell. I mean that literally, by the way—judging has the distinct whiff of hell about it. Richard hadn’t simply judged my words or actions—that I could live with—he’d judged me. He’d assigned motives, something only my Creator, who knows me better than I know myself, has the right to do!

I was hurt and angry. The more I stewed, the more I became convinced Richard wasn’t the person I’d thought he was. He was a shallow narcissist who used people, he was…

Wait—was I judging him?

Convicted, I started pausing when I said the words “forgive us our debts as we forgive our debtors” during the Lord’s Prayer. Debtors (or “trespassers”) are people who’ve sinned against us, or who we perceive as having done so. Each time I would stop and forgive Richard specifically. Soon, I began praying for his well-being and his family’s. My feelings were mixed, but on some level, at least, I meant it. I had no expectation of reconciliation, but in time I began to hope that maybe… And then one day I felt prompted to call Richard and ask him to meet me for coffee.

We beat around the bush for two hours. Then I finally told him how hurt I was. He barely remembered using the words “lazy,” “dishonest” or “deluded,” he said. And then, to my astonishment, he admitted he’d lashed out because he felt judged by me! He felt I’d taken him for granted, assumed he was motivated purely “by money” when, in fact, his motive in doing the project had been his love for me as a friend.

“I had no idea,” I said. (I really hadn’t.)

“I know,” he replied. “I don’t think I realized it myself until just now.”

I asked his forgiveness, anyway. It didn’t matter that he hadn’t made his feelings clear previously. It mattered that he needed healing. Just like I did. And then he asked my forgiveness in return. It wasn’t movie-cute. We didn’t cry or hug. But something was different. Something had changed.

Somehow, we were friends again.

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Wow! This Changes Everything!

satan-captured

I found this headline in that bastion of journalistic integrity The Weekly World News, so you know it’s gotta be true. Check and see if your boss or ex-boyfriend is still around.

Other actual newspaper headlines I found:

  • “New Autos to Hit Five Million”
  • “Tuna Biting Off Washington Coast”
  • “Child’s Stool Great for Use in Garden”
  • “Lawyers to Offer Poor Free Advice”
  • “Thugs Eat, Then Rob Proprietor”

Bonus: Two favorite headlines from an old Wall Street Journal:

  • The Food and Drug Administration is considering declaring mother’s milk unsafe. Seriously. But it didn’t happen. Why? I’m guessing it was because they couldn’t figure out where to put the label.
  • An IRS office in Mississippi got a call from a woman inquiring, “Are birth control pills tax deductible?” The quick-witted agent replied, “Only when they don’t work.”

Update: The “Satan Captured!” headline was printed some years ago. Sadly, given the state of things in the world today, I’m pretty sure he escaped.

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The Gift of Listening

Listen!

Thought for the Week

The most valuable gifts aren’t the ones that cost money, but the ones that cost us a piece of ourselves. For me, listening to others is such a gift because it doesn’t come naturally. What does come naturally is listening to my own thoughts and planning what important, insightful things I’ll say next. Oh, sure, I hear the other person, but I listen to me. So, listening to others, truly listening, is a sacrifice; it’s giving away something I instinctively, jealously guard — my attention. Yet here’s the paradox: when I do give it away, I find I have more, not less, to give. It’s almost embarrassing, like discovering that the best way to cheat at cards is to be honest!

“Being heard is so close to being loved that for the average person, they are almost indistinguishable.” ~David W. Augsburger

      “The greatest problem with communication is we don’t listen to understand. We listen to reply.” ~Roy T. Bennett

“The word ‘listen’ contains the same letters as the word ‘silent’.” ~Alfred Brendel

“If we can share our story with someone who responds with empathy and understanding, shame can’t survive.” ~Brené Brown

“The most critical part of listening is asking what is at stake for the other person. I try to understand what matters to them, not what I think matters.” ~Valarie Kaur

“Our entire theological tradition…is defined as the willingness to enter into the chaos of others.” ~Father James F. Keenan, S.J

“When we listen, we hear someone into existence.”
~Laurie Buchanan

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What is Heaven?

heaven_and_hell_by_kizuna_chan

Many say:

Those who do this

and steer clear of that

clearly have heaven

tucked under their hat.

And those who’ve insured

themselves against fire

by naming the cross

and defaming desire

are certain their names

are high on the list.

And if he complains

they’ll firmly insist

“You’re mistaken, I’ve done

everything that you said,

I drank all your wine

and ate all your bread…

“So why don’t I feel

like abiding here now?

You aren’t what I’ve loved.

Where’s my sacred Cow?

When I look around,

I don’t see a trace

of the heaven I’ve built.

No, it’s not in this place.”

But the One says:

There are those who have burned

in their hearts to heal others

and ached at the loss

of sisters and brothers,

acquitting the worst

and illuming their night.

And despite their own failings,

refusing the flight

that beckons with death,

they strive once again

to align every breath

with the presence of him

whom they’ve loved since they learned

that he shed from his side

the one balm that heals

their festering pride.

When they gaze in his eyes

they’ll finally see home,

not statutes or laws,

but his presence alone.

And then as they look

on this setting again

they’ll see heaven is built

out of his love for them.

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Only Love Remains

Only Love Remains (mitchteemley.com)

“When the things we love come to an end, the love itself remains, as proof that they mattered–and still do.”

~The Wishing Map

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What Have They Done to You?

'Mist of Love' by Bruce Smith (shiftart.com)Image by Bruce Smith

The Wishing Map is a full-length fantasy that is being posted episodically at this site. To read the previous episode click here. To read it from the start, click here.

Gina and Zack’s search for a monstrous Questing Beast has led them to Rennou, where Gina was previously celebrated as the village’s dragonmeer.

Gina stood staring at the rust-brown stalks for half an hour while Zack sat in the dirt thumbing through her big Frengan history book. He finally glanced up. There couldn’t be more than a half hour of light left. Slamming the book shut, he said, “Look, we can’t stay here forever, G! I mean, you know people in that town, right? We should just…Gina?”

His sister had begun walking down a barrow path between two shrennel fields. As he trailed after her, Zack pinched one of the stalks between his thumb and fingers. It instantly disintegrated. “Whoa? Why are these so messed up?”

Gina palmed a handful of shrunken seeds and stared at them, willing them not to be dead. “No, no, no, no…” she muttered, and then began walking toward the village.

The sun was below the horizon now, and shadows were invading, stealing color. Whatever it might once have been, there was something incredibly sad about this place. A few of the shops had lighted lamps within, but none without, as if they were saying, “Come in. Or don’t. We don’t care.” A handful of people moved along the main avenue. No one stopped to chat. No one even seemed to notice Zack and Gina.

The tallest structure in the village had a free-standing roof supported by eight beautifully carved pillars, but the nearest was completely shattered, and the corner of the roof had collapsed. Something powerful must have crashed into it. The stalls inside (Zack could see now that it was a marketplace) had been moved to avoid further destruction, but no real effort had been made to repair anything. As his eyes adjusted to the shadows, he began to make out the details of a huge building behind the marketplace.  “Hey, there’s a big honkin’ house over there!”

“The Dragon Manse,” Gina whispered. She started walking toward it, stepping over benches and rough-hewn crates full of rotting melons and fermenting grapes.

As Zack drew nearer, he could see that the house had castle-like doors and a lavish porch in front. There were painted carvings of dragons everywhere. It was the most ornate building he’d ever seen. He worked his way between the booths until he arrived at his sister’s side. One of the Manse’s gables was dangling like a half-severed limb over the fire-blackened porch. “What happened here?”

Gina fingered the charred wood, and her eyes began to fill with tears. “Oh, Puff,” she said, referring to the little dragon she’d adopted, “what have you done?

“What have they done to you?”

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Thoughts: When the things we love come to an end, the love itself remains, as proof that they mattered–and still do.

To read the next episode, click here.

Frenga (mitchteemley.com)

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The Animalympics (Animal Olympics)

The Summer Olympics are here! And what better time for a reminder that humans are not the only great athletes? In fact, most of the world record holders (sometimes intentional, sometimes accidental) are of the decidedly non-human persuasion. Enjoy!

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