Are These the Craziest Shoes Ever Made?

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I’m Not a Big Shoes Guy

In fact, I own like five pair. But when I stumbled across these shoes (that’s a pun…sort of), I was genuinely agog. I had no idea there were so many bizarre forms of footwear in existence — now and throughout history! Are these the craziest shoes ever made? Maybe. Judge for yourself, and have fun. Which, in most cases, means not wearing most of these.

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 “To understand a man, you’ve got to walk a mile in his shoes.” ~Old Proverb

“I had a dream that I was in someone else’s shoes…they were the wrong size.” ~Starley Ard

“I never wear flats. My shoes are so high that sometimes when I step out of them, people look around in confusion and ask, ‘Where’d she go?’ and I have to say, ‘I’m down here.’” ~Marian Keyes

   “He is an Italian, he doesn’t care if you break some law a little bit, as long as you wear beautiful shoes.” ~Anne Fortier

“Why you’ll never see a woman with a bomb in her shoe: We have too much respect for shoes.” ~Carolyn V. Hamilton

       “What would your shoes say about the things you do every day?” ~Sherley Mondesir-Prescott

“It doesn’t matter how great your shoes are if you don’t accomplish anything in them.” ~Martina Boone

“The job of feet is walking, but their hobby is dancing.” ~Amit Kalantri

About mitchteemley

Writer, Filmmaker, Humorist, Thinker-about-stuffer
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12 Responses to Are These the Craziest Shoes Ever Made?

  1. Those red toe heel…things…broken neck immediately. Cringe!

  2. Priscilla says:

    Oh my goodness 🫣 It’s not often I’m left speechless. These are serious shoes 😂

  3. LOL, Mitch! How DO you find such jewels?? Fashion designers are the original SciFi-ers.🤦

  4. Looks like a good way to end up in traction.

  5. This is a fun little post. For many years, I wore a Vibrams running. I kind of miss them.

  6. Absolutely incredible artistry! No one with a lick of sense would wear any of these 😂

  7. Christina says:

    I knew this was going to be hilarious! Love those weird Asian-looking ones where you have to squeeze your toes together just to hold them to your feet!

  8. JMN says:

    By their shoes ye shall know them. (I’m listening to the Bible on Audible, and now I talk like this!)

  9. my word (s) says:

    Amazing shoes though I can’t help but wonder what they do to the back of the wearer. Flat shoes for me always!

  10. Some look cool, some look cruel, remember the seventies platforms rule! ;0)

  11. Pure Glory says:

    Mich, a sense of humor is needed when viewing these shoes and imagining wearing them. love the shoe quotes1

  12. Sue Cass says:

    Oh my gosh! No way.

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