Hilarious High School Yearbook Quotes

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It’s That Time Again

The end of the school year is upon us. Which means it’s time for graduating seniors to get in the last word. These hilarious high school yearbook quotes are from the true Masters of Snark. Forget about grade point averages, these are the kid who, in life beyond high school, are the “Most Likely to Exceed!”

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45 Responses to Hilarious High School Yearbook Quotes

  1. Caroll says:

    Thank you! This brings back (mostly) fond memories of my funny, snarky friends

  2. As someone who went to high school – and ended up writing fiction ABOUT (in great part, anyway) about high school kids, I approve this hilarity.

  3. marthadilo3 says:

    Wow, I laughed at these non-stop and “I don’t even go here”!!!Thank you for making my day.

  4. Kelli says:

    Those were great!! Thank you for sharing and making me laugh today!

  5. Hilarious! Thanks for the laughs, Mitch!

  6. Milena Alien says:

    Any pizza is a personal pizza if you just believe in yourself

    • mitchteemley says:

      That’s one of my favorite too, Milena. I have a special place in my heart for pseudo-deep mockery.

      • Milena Alien says:

        Someone told me this when I was eating sushi in my amore pizza t shirt, this is where I worked at the time. So I remembered this as you can imagine and will probably never forget that day

  7. Mitch, these are hilarious! I hope all of these grads did well after graduation.

  8. Fun read! Thanks, Mitch. 🙂

  9. Oh, yes! Donuts ARE always the answer! Fun post. Thank you.

  10. Hilarious. I bet kids don’t do this anymore. Everything they do is for social media likes, not for the fun of it. Thanks for sharing.

  11. Edward Ortiz says:

    The one with “The Office” quote was hilarious.

  12. Nancy Ruegg says:

    I wonder how many of these kids put as much effort into their classes as they did their high school yearbook quote? Some clever minds in this group!

  13. We were allowed three quotes. Mine were (in random order):
    “God’s not dead, I just talked to Him this morning.” – Anonymous
    “I know you believe you understand what you think I said, but I’m not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.” – Anonymous (I love that guy.)
    My other one was an original: “Insanity is not a state of mind, it’s a way of life.”.

  14. Anonymous says:

    This makes me want to pull out my senior yearbook. We didn’t do quotes we wills And I’m positive I left a friend a lifetime supply of Clinique lip gloss

  15. My youngest grandson is graduating from High School on Sunday…I was already feeling old…lol I think I’ll go take a nap…;0)

  16. And I thought I was immature in high school!

  17. Bronlima says:

    Proms, graduation, we didn’t have that in the UK. On the last day of classes we went up the pub……that was it!

  18. Alabastersky says:

    Hilarious 😂

  19. Anonymous says:

    The twins ones are brill but what really got me was this dude
    https://i0.wp.com/mitchteemley.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/nonsequiturs-rule-fusionyearbooks.com_.jpg?w=456&h=235&ssl=1

    Dear Buddha, wtf is that supposed to be anyways????????????????????? 🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦

  20. Rama Arya says:

    Enjoyed this post a lot. 😄

  21. Bronlima says:

    Hadn’t thought about that before, buy you are right. Still…… disappearing to the pub is also a tradition steeped in our ancient culture.

  22. Thanks for a good laugh. I’m glad some schools have a sense of humor and let these seniors have some fun. I worked on the yearbook when I was in high school and I don’t think our administrators would’ve let us publish some of these quotes.

  23. Thanks for the laughs and the nostalgia! 🤣

  24. “Rowdy Negro,” and white; some things you just can’t make up. I also like, “I’m the pretty one.” (X2) Yes, they’re both pretty!

  25. pcviii03 says:

    I didn’t have a quote for my pic, I was just glad to have a pic!

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