When Your Kids Surpass You

SarcasticatA few years back, while capturing some pre-production images for an upcoming feature film, I turned to our director-of-photography, Jeff, and launched into one of my legendary “which reminds me of the time when…” narratives (something I limit myself to doing no more than once every five minutes).

At that moment, my first-born, Elliot, who was also a member of the film crew, arrived with a tripod, set it down, and rolled their eyes at me, affectionately (I choose to believe).

I defended myself against the eyebrow commentary: “Hey, that story wasn’t just out of the blue, you know. I was responding to something Jeff said.”

Elliot patted me on the shoulder and replied, “Well, then, good for you, Dad! You were having a what’s called a ‘conversation.'”

I’ve been teaching my children to banter since the day they were born. And they, in turn, have taught me many things. But in recent years I’ve noticed a dramatic escalation in the quality of their sarcasm. And I couldn’t be prouder. Don’t you just glow when your kids surpass you at something?

Which reminds me of the time when…

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53 Responses to When Your Kids Surpass You

  1. ktz2 says:

    hahaha good one

  2. dorahak says:

    How does that old saying go? Like Mitch, like Elliot! 😉

  3. lol apples that don’t fall far from the tree are either pleasing to the tree or shocking in their tree-revelations. ;0)

  4. Gary Fultz says:

    Love it Mitch. My grandson said to me the other day “you remind me of my dad when you say that” (some witty remark I’m sure he meant). “You do too Bud”

  5. trE says:

    🤣😂😆 It sounds like she’s got sarcasm down pat!

  6. Belinda O says:

    You never know what your kids will pick up!

  7. joyroses13 says:

    LOL! Yes, it does make me proud. 😄

  8. Anonymous says:

    😂 priceless!!

  9. Victoria says:

    True, true, true…it’s the best part of parenting. Once they know all of our tricks and stories, they have all the *material* they need, don’t they? 🥰🤣🥰

  10. You have surpassed yourself, Mitch! This was your funniest blog yet! I’m in a day of nonstop meetings, and your blog lifted me. People are wondering why I am smiling! I almost laughed out loud when I read: “... launched into one of my legendary “which reminds me of the time when…” narratives (something I limit myself to doing no more than once every five minutes). Thank you, thank you!

  11. I was amazed the day I heard my mother’s words come out of my mouth. Even more so when I heard my voice coming out of my daughter’s mouth.

    The way of history winding through time.

    God bless!

  12. Piano girl says:

    Oh yes! That line between laughter and “did you really just say that to me?” 😉

  13. Children can become our little parrots!💗

  14. Uncoffined says:

    When my kids were young, they were cute like Spyro the baby dragon, but over time they have slowly grown and those cute little flames out of their mouths aren’t so cute anymore….
    Aside from that, the kids are now faster than me at racing Go Karts, etc which I’m sort of proud about.

  15. K.L. Hale says:

    Mitch, this lifted my day! I love it! Along with giggling, my heart smiled. That cat, though,…tee hee (eye rolls!).

  16. This reminds me of the time when…. (I do the same thing!)

  17. Erika says:

    Oh, I understand you well. My kids are all grown up and I totally love to see them surpassing me in ways… so proud of them!

  18. Stacey says:

    They surpass us for better and worse… Sometimes when my little boo boo does something not so desirable that I know he got straight from me I just say, “I’m sorry, Lord.”

  19. Haha! Good for Elliot!

  20. heimdalco says:

    I LOVE it … (& the cat picture is cool, too)

  21. Ab says:

    It’s lovely to see the hard work pay off! 😆

  22. Thanks for the laughs and so very true!

  23. Kimie says:

    Lil- feel
    This one Mitch. Now my grandchildren are coming for me 🤣

  24. Carolina Mom says:

    Haha…I’m getting there too! 😂😅

  25. My son wants to do physical activities like working out. I encourage it and join in with him. His teenage energy though is boundless and I have to remind him “i ain’t as good as i once was…” since he likes country music he gets the reference and my point.

  26. c.f. leach says:

    My friend some things about you will never change. Many blessings to you today! Thanks for stopping by.

  27. Pam Webb says:

    Quipping with adult children is a well-deserved perk, after all those years of teenage dram und sturm.

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  29. they definitely learn to mimic huh

  30. My son, especially, has surpassed me in several ways, especially technically and technologically. One of the reasons, among others, that I’m happy with that is he can help me sometimes! (He’s also better at sarcasm, usually not in a mean way, but bantering, as you put it.)

  31. Racheal Vess says:

    That is too good!

  32. Akshra Singh says:

    Do visit shivshambhu Just believe

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