What’s Currently Popping in My Head

c717b69e4c1ce902a6854d33e8ff0e13According to my About page, Thursdays are about “Whatever pops into my head.” So here’s a virtual gaggle of the kind of deep stuff that’s currently popping in my head:

  • Why can’t my wife understand that “too much cheese” (or “too much” of anything I like for that matter) is an oxymoron?

  • Best Groaner Ever? What do you call a chicken coop with 4 doors?  Answer: A chicken sedan.

  • Same Sex Marriage is legal. But Sane Sex marriage will never be legal, because no one who gets married is sane.

  • Youth – If I had known then what I know now…I wouldn’t have known what I knew.

  • On the 24th of June, 1908, the 24th U.S. president Grover Cleveland of Ohio, died in Princeton, NJ. And at that very same moment, Grover Princeton was born in Cleveland, Ohio. Coincidence? I think not!

  • Annoying Sayings: Just sayin’. If I never heard the term ‘just sayin’ again, I’d be totally OK with that. I mean, just sayin’.

About mitchteemley

Writer, Filmmaker, Humorist, Thinker-about-stuffer
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43 Responses to What’s Currently Popping in My Head

  1. Chicken sedan.😅

  2. This exhausted Crohn’s-riddled-octogenarian needed these today. Thanks, Mitch!

  3. L.G. says:

    Thanks Mitch, we all need humor in this crazy world.

  4. Good ones, Mitch

  5. 🤣 And I love that graphic!

  6. trE says:

    This one, I actually sent to my best friend cuz I laughed so hard at it.

    “Same Sex Marriage is legal. But Sane Sex marriage will never be legal, because no one who gets married is sane.”

    Thanks for the laughs, Mitch!

  7. There is absolutely no such thing as too much cheese!

  8. Saying “Just sayin'” is a polite reminder to let the person you were just directly talking to know you were just sayin’ something. 🙂

  9. This ticked my funny bone.

  10. Maybe you should put an egg in your shoe and beat it🐣🐓

  11. That Grover Cleveland story is amazing. I’ve heard it before and always wondered “How could anyone know this?”

  12. beth says:

    good ones!)

  13. thebpdcrisis says:

    That photo creeped me out. And the one about sane sex marriage gave me a good chuckle.

  14. Bronlima says:

    Just reading!!!

  15. I think I was just kiddin’. But now I don’t know if I was just kiddin’ or just sayin’. Sorry, Mitch! 🤣

  16. Thanks for giving us a good laugh!

  17. Your comment on ‘Youth” is so very true, Mitch. Just sayin’ . . .

  18. Those glasses….

  19. daisy says:

    chicken sedan😄😄

  20. #hood says:

    grover is elected in separate terms

  21. Thanks for the laughs, Mitch, always a great way to begin the day!

  22. Beaton says:

    This is actually quite profound 🤯 : If I had known then what I know now…I wouldn’t have known what I knew.
    ~B

  23. pcviii03 says:

    😂🤣😹

  24. This gave me a good laugh 😆
    Random thoughts with just the right dose of wit and charm …

  25. SanVercell says:

    Lol…the sane sex marriage had me.

  26. gregoryjoel says:

    I love the one about youth – I’m going to have to have a knee replacement as a result of a misspent youth engaging in football, extreme skiing, breaking horses, and other crazy young actions that I’m now paying for at 66 years old. I often thought that if I knew then what I know now that I would do things different until I realize that I’d just do the same things over again because I really enjoyed them. Besides, my Dad always claimed that you can’t tell me anything…

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