You’ll thank me later. Really.
(P.S. Don’t miss the Special Bonus quotes after the photo gallery.)
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Special Bonus: Useless (but fun) Advice
“Don’t be sad, because sad is just das spelled backwards.” ~Found online (and, dude, it completely changed my life)
“Marriage is 5% love, 5% compromise, and 90% knowing you’ve already lost the argument so you should just shut up and fold the laundry, Ted.”
“The quickest way to resolve a marital disagreement is to argue naked.”
“If you love someone let them go. If you hate someone let them go. In fact, basically, just let everyone go. People are stupid.”
“People will stop asking you questions if you answer in interpretive dance.”
“When life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people.”
“Having a two-year-old is like having a blender with no lid.” ~Jerry Seinfeld
“If you don’t like where you are now, move. You’re not a tree.”
“New Parents: Take a picture of yourself pulling your baby out a spacecraft in the forest. And then hide the picture in the attic for your kid to find when he’s 10.” ~Matt Roller
“Before marrying someone, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet service, just to see who they really are.”
“Never get into an argument with someone who types faster than you.”
“Red, white, and blue stand for freedom! Except when they’re flashing behind you.”
“Never listen to any piece of advice, not even this one.”
Great suggestions 😉😄
Hilarious 🤪😂😂
My wife tells me I have lots of useless information. I do know that after sunset tonight it will become dark.
Useless? Hardly! I’m grateful for the heads-up, Andrew!
😂😆🤣They are all hilarious!! Who knew???!!!
I needed this today! 😄😄
Soooooo funny!!
The mind boggles . . .
I guess some people need them…
This is so hilarious, Mitch 😂I am amazed by this collection. When I saw the one with the cat mild, I remembered something a colleague told me when she was selling her soap products at a market. A lady asked her whether hair soap was made of hair. It took all of her patience and about 30 minutes to explain that it is not made of hair but its purpose is to wash the hair. I think even in the end, that lady did not get it 😅
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One of my favorites comes from a prepackaged bread pudding: “Warning: This product will be hot after heating.” Then again, prepackaged bread pudding is like instant grits — if you’re eating the stuff, you probably need the warning! 🤣
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My life is forever changed! Grins.
Interpretive dance, huh! Never thought of that one.
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Lol, these definitely make me chuckle.
*made
The interpretive dance advice is my new go to.
Love these!
Interesting collection! Thanks for the share. I wish I could draw an owl in two steps.
Mitch,
Useless but funny. Love the messups.
Thanks, Gary
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I love this post & the visuals. I had to ask myself WHAT PRECIPITATED some of the signs? Why were they necessary? (laughing out loud). They are wonderful.
Love the advice. I saved it & may use one or two in our church newsletter.
Thank you again for a charming, entertaining post
My pleasure, Linda.
And don’t ask me for any unsolicited advice.
I really want to do that at a Library Book Return. “NOT A SQUIRREL!”
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Thanks for the laughs!!
My pleasure, Peggy!
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