Useful New Terms:
Ambibiguity: The ability to make indecipherable gestures with either or both hands.
Pontypical: Something the Pope says a lot.
Carcasm: Snide remarks my car makes when I fail to wash or service it regularly.
C
atskills*: Chasing invisible intruders; fitting on windowsills that are one fourth as wide as they are; making their legs disappear beneath them so they look like furry little gondolas; standing on top of you and pawing your face when you oversleep (past 5 a.m.), until you finally get up and feed them.
*Not to be confused with the mountain resort of the same name in upstate New York where comedians go to die.
Inflation:
“A penny nickel quarter dollar for your thoughts.”
Something I’d like to Read:
Field and Stream-of-Consciousness Magazine, for existentialist outdoors types
Profound question of the day:
Did you ever kill all the ants in your kitchen, except one, so that it could go back and warn the others to stay away, making you feel like the villain in a bad western?
OK, time to boogie on back to work now:
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Hey Mitch, how about
Uprighteous – people who stand up straight enough to look down their noses at others
Hypocriticism – “constructive” admonition from someone who doesn’t follow their own advice
(A character in “Vision” is a lot like you. 😉)
Love it, Annie.
I will be sure to torture my family and friends with these Useful New Terms.”
;>)
Witty!!
Ya gotta love Soul Train!
I know, right!
Excellent! Glad to see I am not the only one who spends his spare time in such lofty pursuits.
I love these. Coming up with these new terms was an extremely valuable and important use of time because it brought joy to those fortunate enough to read!
Aww, thanks, Kerri Anne. ;>)
The question of the day!!! 🤣😂😆
LOved the catskills.
You made me LOL! Thanks.
My pleasure, Renee!
Good morning, well done, good luck and have a nice day
You too.
I understand…it’s good to get some things out of your system.
Thanks for the laughs! 🤣
My pleasure, Peggy!
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Not deliberately when it comes to Ants but I have saved a few spiders. I figure some insects are going “Stay out of there! Harold went inside and never came out”.
;>)