It’s Important to Think Ahead
Signs of the Times
My favorite sign ever was painted on a shop window in Canterbury, England. It said, “Sex Aids for Ferrets!” Only upon drawing nearer did I see the small print beneath it that read, “Not really, but we do have some great deals on guitars.” I hurried in! Some signs inform us, some misinform us, but the best signs restore our faith in humanity by reminding us that as long as we have hope, love, and sarcasm we’ll get by.
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Love them.
How about…Thank you God (or whoever you want to thank) for giving us language and sarcasm to make it useful!
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Thank you for the laughter. My top favourite was the dog named Shark. 🤣🤣🤣
That sign is the kind of statement I would follow up with, “Please don’t ask me how I know that.”
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Thank you for helping me laugh into the weekend.
My pleasure, Rasma.
Fabulous selection of signs, Mitch. I can really relate to the hilarious one that says, “I just did a week’s worth of cardio after walking into a spider’s web” because I’ve done that more than once. 🙂
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Great selection! 😄
Thanks, Luisa!
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Love these ! all funny, the alcohol ones, and the biscuits-cookies one. . haha. . The broccoli one brought to mind when George Bush said- I don’t like broccoli and I don’t have to eat it,- because I’m President’ ( or words to that effect) . …then First Lady Babs made him take it back, because it was a bad example to children
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These are hilarious. Except for the last one, of course, which is great advice. Hard to pin a favorite, but it might be the one about soy milk, because I’ve been learning Spanish for about a year.
Si, I knew just enough Spanish to laugh at that one, Jeff.
These are all brilliant! I also love the “shark” one! 😂😂😂
Your signs juggled my funny bone good!
I am still snorting over the kung fu fighting one (yes, like you, I’m of that age where I know the song too well 😂 )
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All brilliant, but the Kung Fu Fghting one is tops!
yes, make America grate again… your selection of phrases made me smile.
Mitch, you never fail to amuse, So much fun and truth in some of them. Just had to add them to my favorite funnies.
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Great signs. I just saw the video. Alcohol, we gotta talk. Thanks, Mitch.
My pleasure, John.
These are great — especially that first one about the dog named shark.
I like the cheese one — “Make America grate again” and I don’t even eat cheese, but it made me laugh!
The dog named shark had me laughing so hard… 🤣😂
A nice collection.
lol these are hilarious
Glad you enjoyed it, Rojie!
Amazing selection!👏👏👏
“Because no great story started with someone eating salad…”
I don’t know, Mitch. The recent outbreak of Cyclospora cayetanensis on lettuce may render that claim untrue now.
I fear you’re right, Pauline!
These are all fantastic! Thanks for starting my morning with a good chuckle!
My pleasure, Vivianne!
Mitch, I am picturing a scene playing out on the beach with that dog named Shark and I cannot stop laughing. Love these laughs provided here!
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The shark sign is hilarious.
You have quite a collection. Thank you for posting.
My pleasure, Preacher.
What a fabulous funny collection!
Brilliant signs! Thanks for the chuckle 😄
My pleasure, Sunra.
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Love all the snarky, sarcastic signs! Thanks for the laughs!
My pleasure, Peggy!