Tag Archives: puns

Pun-ishing Humor

“Dad jokes?” Nah, I may be a dad, but, heck, I was born cracking puns. And word-playing. And turning anything and everything I can on its absurd little head. ‘Cuz that’s how I roll. So, here’s a pun-ishing little collection … Continue reading

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Inquiring Minds Want to Know…

Why night falls, but day breaks (and why they’re both so clumsy). ~me Why a butt dial and a booty call are two completely different things. ~allisoncollins (boredpanda.com) Why writers write and painters paint, but fingers don’t fing, grocers don’t groce and … Continue reading

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Ridiculously Literal Memes

I’ve always loved absurd humor. When I was a teenager, my friends and I were watching a WWII movie at a theater when the sound suddenly went out. On the screen there was a brief shot of a cat (it … Continue reading

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Inquiring Minds Want to Know

  Some burning questions you may never have thought to ask: (most found anonymously) How did evolution begin? Science: If you melted dry ice in a pool, could you swim in it without getting wet? What happens if you turn … Continue reading

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Serious Groaners

I’ve been getting way too deep lately! Figured it was time to pull out my Groaner File. These are originals, so you have only me to blame if you don’t find them pleasantly punny. (P.S. Add your own groaners in the Leave … Continue reading

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