Is This the Mother of All Colds?

Today’s episode of My Real Memoir has been interrupted by Reality One-Oh-No. My wife and I returned late last night from what should have been a joyful trip to L.A. And it was. Sort of. We attended our niece’s wedding and spent quality time with our daughter, son-in-law and grandcats.

Only one problem: On day two, while picking up a box of terrific pastries at a popular patisserie, I also picked up a box of terrific cold symptoms (or possibly flu).

Result? I spent the remainder of the trip sicker than a British bulldog. And the whole achy, hacky, hurty-throaty, nose-blowing, crawl-into-a-ball-and-moan bit ain’t over yet. So…

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90 Responses to Is This the Mother of All Colds?

  1. rwfrohlich says:

    Just God’s way of telling you to slow down and rest. Hope it’s over soon.

  2. tracykard says:

    Take care, Mitch. I hope you feel better soon.

  3. Mam Win says:

    Oh, no! Sorry to hear that. Hope you are well very soon.

  4. Sorry to hear that, Mitch. Take care. Get well soon.

  5. Hope you get well soon. Sleep and fluids are the cure…..x

  6. Elizabeth says:

    I hope you will take a COVID test. People are still catching (and dying from) COVID-19. Feel better soon.

    From “The Boston Globe”: Mass. reports 686 confirmed COVID-19 cases and 4 deaths in a week. See the latest data from Mass. https://www.bostonglobe.com/2020/03/10/nation/latest-coronavirus-numbers-massachusetts/?p1=BGSearch_Overlay_Results

  7. Sorry to hear that, Mitch! I hope you feel better soon.

  8. joyroses13 says:

    Hope you feel better soon! Glad that at least you were able to enjoy the wedding before it hit you.

  9. kounselling says:

    What do you know, I am suffering from cold too, but have no pastries, none, and am across the whole ocean, in old Europe.

  10. 😩🪻I’m sorry times two, Mitch! I do live under a mask (two when flying, bussing), and hand sanitize often (after years of it, I could now steal a car and leave few identifiable prints), but I’m also a firm believer in a packet of EmergenC after every outing these past 5 years; I swear it has stopped some things in their tracks. I hope you both feel better all over soon. Also, go lock your car. (Kidding!!) Will check out some MT episodes.

  11. Gail Perry says:

    Take care, Mitch. And don’t forget to pray! 🙏❤️

  12. beth says:

    get some rest and hope you’re feeling better soon

  13. firewater65 says:

    Travel illnesses are usually the worst. Hope you feel better soon. By the way, “picking . . . pastries . . . popular patisserie.” Your alliteration game is strong, Grasshopper.

  14. Hope you feel better soon, Mitch. Take good care of yourself.

  15. Erika says:

    I am sorry to hear that. I hope you are feeling much better soon, Mitch!

  16. Get well soon!

  17. clcouch123 says:

    We’ll read, and feel better soon.

  18. Hope you are on the mend and feeling better Mitch!

  19. Nancy Ruegg says:

    What a nuisance!! Praying it is short-lived, Mitch.

  20. Carla says:

    I hope you feel better soon, Mitch.

  21. trE says:

    Goodness, Mitch! I hope you get better soon. So many people are ill these days. 😔😔😔 There are a few bugs/viruses going around and yes, the Flu. And COVID is still alive and well also. Ugh!

  22. #hood says:

    cora as you soon as you write the counting from 0 to 100 with the same pen & page can you type from 0 to 100

  23. Manu says:

    Hope you feel better soon, Mitch.

  24. Any Element says:

    Same to me, I had my cat not eating after the vacation

  25. L.G. says:

    Get well soon

  26. I used to get miserable colds about 6 times a year. I found this poem by my dad’s favorite poet cheered me up, because it made me feel like I wasn’t the only one.
    https://allpoetry.com/Common-Cold

  27. ktz2 says:

    Let’s have fingers crossed for this Not being Covid ! As you said it is still out there – something that a lot of people seem to forget, or else don’t seem too concerned about it. Hardly anybody wears a mask or does the distancing thing anymore. .
    I do, and wash my hands after being where people have been, like the grocery store, bank, etc. Aside from Covid being being able to spread by touch, the same goes for colds and flu, by hands touching door handles, countertops, etc.

  28. Sending healing vibes your way, Mitch, …I’m just recovering from a virus? Cold? Or whatever, …it makes you feel like you’d like to find whoever helpfully passed it to you and punch them on the nose, …(not really)… but where’s that saying disappeared to, “coughs and sneezes spread diseases ” … so use a hanky, …grrrr, … I’m better now, …hope you will be too…💫🦋💫Penn💫

  29. Piano girl says:

    Hope you feel better soon! Take care.

  30. Hope you feel better soon. Spring colds are the worst.

  31. Loku says:

    Get well, Mitch

  32. Rest, rest, and rest some more. Feel better soon.

  33. Get well soon!

  34. Anonymous says:

    Get well soon, Mitch! The world needs what you offer!

  35. Terri says:

    I hope you’re feeling better today!

  36. Take care and I hope you get well quickly I didn’t get sick for 3 years and then out of nowhere boom but it’s people who are inconsiderate they bring their kids to community healthcare events and their kids are sick

  37. I hope you’re feeling better soon, Mitch. Be good to yourself and give yourself some TLC.

  38. Prayers you feel better soon! 🙏

  39. Jennie says:

    I hope you’re both on the mend.

  40. I hope you’re feeling better now! 🙂

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