Instant Wisdom

Posted on January 4, 2024 by mitchteemley

“The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step.” ~Lao Tzu

“And then, dude, it just goes on and on for like freakin’ forever!” ~Derek Tzu (Lao’s nephew)

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If only wisdom were microwaveable.

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33 Responses to Instant Wisdom

  1. insanitybytes22 says:
    January 4, 2024 at 11:36 am

    Recently I heard, “Always filter your water through ground up coffee beans so it’s safe to drink,” and I thought that was some pretty good wisdom. 🙂

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  2. Priscilla Bettis says:
    January 4, 2024 at 11:54 am

    Lao’s nephew… hahaha!

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  4. Under the mask.. says:
    January 4, 2024 at 12:07 pm

    LOL! My theory (until today) is that everything is microwavable if one is lazy enough. Happy journeying in 2024!

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  6. anitashope says:
    January 4, 2024 at 12:13 pm

    We would just set it on fire in the microwave and burn it up.

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  7. Andrew Reynolds says:
    January 4, 2024 at 12:25 pm

    Oh! If there really was microwavable wisdom … I’d buy a whole box.

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  8. norman eric peterson says:
    January 4, 2024 at 12:40 pm

    I think it would be handy if Wisdom could be stored in the freezer and then thawed out SLOWLY so you could get used to it gradually. “Stupid is as stupid does”Wisdom comes out of listening to the slow trickle and tickle of it on your spirit. Sometimes the snap and pop like a steak in the micro. I prefer the slow and steady.

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  10. Celebrate His Love says:
    January 4, 2024 at 12:55 pm

    Yes, if only!

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  11. Nancy E. Head says:
    January 4, 2024 at 1:00 pm

    So hilarious. So true! God bless, MItch!

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  13. K.L. Hale says:
    January 4, 2024 at 2:00 pm

    I’m still giggling….and trying to sip my coffee (as so shared to have “safe” water above). Your wisdom is infinite, my friend! 💛

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  14. AJ Hauser | Midwest Bass Fishing says:
    January 4, 2024 at 3:42 pm

    I feel like Derek is about to microwave a fork…

    DEREK NO!!

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  15. gpavants says:
    January 4, 2024 at 4:42 pm

    Mitch,

    But it takes a lifetime in a crockpot cooked until tender enough to digest, yet chewable but worth each flavorable bite.

    Thanks, Gary

    Gary Avants Forbear Productions * *garyavants66@gmail.com garyavants66@gmail.com

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  16. Liz Gauffreau says:
    January 4, 2024 at 4:53 pm

    If only . . .

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  17. davidsdailydose says:
    January 4, 2024 at 7:10 pm

    Wisdom is microwaveable, but learning from it takes longer.

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  18. explorenewness says:
    January 5, 2024 at 3:51 am

    Ha! If only!!!

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  19. Nancy Ruegg says:
    January 5, 2024 at 3:18 pm

    I’ll take some microwavable wisdom! Oh–and a package each of instant patience, self-discipline, persistence, courage, . . . just give me one of everything on the shelf of positive traits, please!

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  20. Ab says:
    January 9, 2024 at 7:02 am

    😆

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