Alien Invasion!

Posted on December 20, 2016 by mitchteemley

2,000 years ago our planet was invaded

by a Being of inconceivable power.

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His spaceship: the womb of a Jewish teenager.

His weapon: a form of love more powerful than all of the lasers or phasers that will ever be built.

Resistance is possible, but truly futile because…

to be assimilated is to know the One who made you,

and to finally become the person you were created to be.

My wish: That you would not only surrender, but join the invasion

and have a Merry Christmas

that lasts forever!

About mitchteemley

Writer, Filmmaker, Humorist, Thinker-about-stuffer
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22 Responses to Alien Invasion!

  1. insanitybytes22 says:
    December 20, 2016 at 5:21 pm

    Ahhh, I love that! You’ll get a free lightsaber, too. Merry Christmas 🙂

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  2. Rick Christensen says:
    December 20, 2016 at 5:38 pm

    Merry Christmas! Thank you for sharing your walk of faith!

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  4. renedith says:
    December 20, 2016 at 8:11 pm

    I was wondering where your story would go, with the title it had. Nicely done. Thanx, ren

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  5. This Side of the Whirlwind says:
    December 20, 2016 at 11:04 pm

    Liked it! 🙂

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  6. dawnlizjones says:
    December 21, 2016 at 12:47 am

    Tweetered! Terrific!

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  7. Tricia Sankey says:
    December 21, 2016 at 3:05 am

    Merry Christmas! 🙂

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  8. Jon says:
    December 21, 2016 at 11:57 am

    Thank you! And an eternal Merry Christmas to you too!

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  9. Celebrate His Love says:
    December 22, 2016 at 6:59 am

    Excellent!! Merry Christmas Mitch!

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  10. Ray Stiles says:
    December 22, 2016 at 8:27 am

    Hare Christmas Hare Ram Hare Krishna by Krishna Das https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LdNrXaoT24&t=189s

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  11. Nancy Ruegg says:
    December 22, 2016 at 11:15 pm

    “Merry Christmas forever”–Now why hadn’t that idea occurred to me before? The glorious celebration, the joy and peace, the togetherness and comaraderie of heaven may very well feel a bit like Christmas (only a hundred times more euphoric)! Mind-blowing to contemplate…

    Thanks, Mitch!

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  12. esorenneiluj25 says:
    December 23, 2016 at 3:03 am

    I like to see this narrative to a star wars-like credits. hahaahaha

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  13. Aquileana says:
    December 23, 2016 at 8:40 am

    Original way to express your wishes for these celebrations. Mitch! Very nice. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year 😉

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  14. gpavants says:
    December 23, 2016 at 9:32 pm

    Amen, brother. Love the Sci-FACT twist. Live long and prosper in Christ,

    Gary

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  15. winnardbansah says:
    January 2, 2017 at 8:49 am

    Reblogged this on winnardbansah.

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