Worry!

Anxious cucumber - thanks to worylessjourney.com

“You’re worried about what-ifs. Well, what if you stopped worrying?” ~Shannon Celebi

“I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them have never happened.” ~Mark Twain

“You’re trying to eat grass that isn’t there. Why don’t you give it a chance to grow?” ~Watership Down (Richard Adams)

“Worry means you suffer twice.” ~J.K. Rowling

“Sorrow looks back, Worry looks around, Faith looks up.”

~Ralph Waldo Emerson

Worry

Prepare

Relax

Note: You may not be able to avoid #1, but you can move to #2. And after that? Heck, #3 is almost unavoidable. Have a great weekend, all you wonderful fellow cucumbers!

About mitchteemley

Writer, Filmmaker, Humorist, Thinker-about-stuffer
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30 Responses to Worry!

  1. Wow! Just wow!

  2. joyroses13 says:

    Such great quotes from great authors! Watership Down is a classic and have to agree with Mark Twain.

  3. sashiengland says:

    Mark Twain is a favorite of mine. He sure nailed it about worry.

  4. Just about right! the “what ifs” But if worry’s not the end note, it’ll be fine.

  5. Very inspiring

  6. stolzyblog says:

    gotta love emulating a cucumber

  7. Hey Mitch, pickles worry too.

  8. trE says:

    Pertinent advice for us worry warts. Thank you, Mitch! Happy weekend!

  9. I try to focus on only one what-if: What if I were to assume that I am exactly where God wants me to be?

  10. Roos Ruse says:

    Since none of the cukes have come in our garden, that remark feels a bit seedy to me. Couldn’t resist. I apologize in advance. Excellent quotes, Mitch.

  11. David Pettus says:

    And you as well, sir. Great thought!

  12. smzang says:

    This is better than any anti-wrinkle cream!

  13. DeniseBalog says:

    As always Mitch, refreshing cause you are “cool as a cucumber” Sorry, I couldn’t resist either. But truthfully, I think you are way cool cause you manage to post every day 😊

  14. The picture at the top made me laugh out loud so thanks for a great start to a Sunday morning :O)

  15. GodGirl says:

    Haha. So true!!

  16. Sean D. Layton says:

    I’m an anxious cucumber, though I’m trying to reach the state of being just a plain old cucumber.

  17. Jennie says:

    Love the Ralph Waldo Emerson quote!

  18. cricketmuse says:

    Not a fan of cucumbers so I shall endeavor not to have a green and bumpy outlook on life.

  19. Ann Coleman says:

    I’ve always wondered about my true identity, and now I know: I’m a cucumber with anxiety! You find the best quotes…thanks for sharing them. They provided a welcome laugh this morning!

  20. SonniQ says:

    That got a laugh out of me. Yesterday a neighbor gave me 2 homegrown cucumbers and my granddaughter immediately ate one. She mentioned how juicy it was. I showed her your picture and she questioned the percentage of water. She thought it was more, so she is on a google quest to find out.

  21. Love the Mark Twain quote! What a wit he was…as are you! 😀

  22. busyb17 says:

    Love all these quotes!! My favorite is the J.K. Rowling one by far. Your cucumber comparison made me giggle 🙂 Thank you.

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