They weren’t! Hilarious misnomers, horrendous spellings, “how-did-they-miss-that?” design fails… Life would be boring if everyone got everything right every time, right? Enjoy these prime, anything-but-boring “What were they thinking?” specimens, and have a great weekend!
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Dying over here. Just the thing for a Friday! 😂
Happy to be of service. ;>)
Have a Fun Funeral!!
These are good. But you know, I’d kind of like that wiggly sign outside the church for my funeral … my friends would appreciate it …
Oh, dear, oh, dear, oh, dear . . . I’ll have to keep an eye out for the eight horsemen of the alpalca lips.
Wow, just goes to show you what can happen with dictating texts. I asked a friend to pray that an order of books would come in time for an upcoming book signing. She texted back, “Yes, I will pray for your b***s***.” I was takin’ a bath … oops, taken aback … thinking, “I thought she liked my books!” Turns out she meant to say “book shipment.”
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Oh my goodness, Mitch. These are hilarious. I want to go to the mosquito skeleton conference.
Pandas with sombreros!
Now I want shrimps camping for dinner! Thanks for the Friday laughs, Mitch. It was a fun post.
My pleasure, Kellye.
Oh my lord…
Mitch, when I thought, this is the best one, another image topped it. Hilarious 😂
Now I want to know who is going to pay for my doctor’s visit for the side pains I got from a laughing so hard!??? 😂😂😂😂
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Idk.. after green reaper and alpaca lips, I may have less holy fear than is wise! (Utterly hilarious, all — God bless you!)
;>) You too!
These were really good. I even looked at it a second time 😁🤣
This was your best batch yet! 🤣🤣🤣
These are just horrible, terrible, ALL WRONG. More, please 😀
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I’m good atfiguring out how crazy elevator buttons happened but what became of floors 6-9??
These are so funny. This is exactly what I needed!!! Thank you for the laughs 😃
I need a ‘pain apple’, because I have a headache now after laughing so much!
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I just can’t! 😂😂😂😂
Too funny! Will share after I stop laughing. 😂😂😂😂
I will not laugh about misspellings or typos by people who are trying to speak a language other than their native language (just snickering a bit) but some of this stuff is hilarious. The Mickey Mouse pen, who was the genius putting the eraser on the end?
The first one, the happy blow up figure, pointing to the funeral, made me think (and feel) the most. First reaction was a frown, “How wrong” but it was quickly followed by understanding. Some cultures (as well as some individuals) actually celebrate the life of the deceased -which always made sense to me. Perhaps it was meant to make the ones who knew the person well enough to attend a funeral, smile.
There are so many I want to comment on! So funny, yet so tragic, at the same time. The earth is doomed.
And yet we laugh, Jeff. Ah, well, what else can we do?
Ah, so that’s why I can’t find a job…I don’t have enough skills at being a “ghost rider”!
Thanks for making me feel better about my own typos and mispronounced words, Mitch. It’s reassuring to know I’m not alone in making silly misteaks!
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“Closed due to personal circumcisions.” OUCH! 🙁
My favorites are the “pain apple” and the Wyoming “incontinence.” 😂😂 When I was in a Third World country many years ago, one of my favorite signs was “Luggage disembowelment” at the train station. 🤣🤣
That’s hilarious, Keith!
A few more good reminders to check the spelling after you use the “speech to text” feature to write a message.
On the other hand, I had to chuckle at the stairs with the “Carpet Design by M. C. Escher.” I wonder if M. C. Escher is a chiropractor who will do almost anything to drum up business.
Both hilarious and a testament to our poor educational system.