Tag Archives: signs

Ten Tips You Should (Never) Follow

Posted on August 13, 2025 by mitchteemley

More Useless Information. You’re Welcome.

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50 of the Best Signs Ever!

Posted on June 20, 2025 by mitchteemley

When I was 13, I painted a sign for a local hamburger joint, and was very proud of it. It featured a dead guy opening a casket with the word “Open” on the lid. They chose not to buy my … Continue reading →

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Useless Information

Posted on October 11, 2024 by mitchteemley

You’ll thank me later. Really. (P.S. Don’t miss the Special Bonus quotes after the photo gallery.) Click on any image to enlarge it, read caption, or start slide show. Special Bonus: Useless (but fun) Advice “Don’t be sad, because sad … Continue reading →

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Epic Design Fails

Posted on April 26, 2024 by mitchteemley

Everyone makes mistakes, but most of them are either insignificant or are caught and corrected before going public. And those that aren’t? Well, file them under What Were They Thinking? Right after you stop laughing. Click on any image to enlarge it, … Continue reading →

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Unintended Messages

Posted on September 15, 2023 by mitchteemley

Is there anyone out there who doesn’t love making fun of awkwardly written signs and announcements? If so, please raise your hand so we can all (lovingly) mock you? Have a great weekend, folks! Click on any image to enlarge … Continue reading →

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Weird Children

Posted on August 10, 2023 by mitchteemley

Who writes these signs, anyway? Sign Interpretation: Billy (in slow motion): “Throoww me the ballll, Bobbyyy.” Bobby: “I caaaann’t, Biillly, I have nooo shoulderrrrs.” Billy: “Welll, thenn, I think our gaaame has reached a dead ennnd.” ◊

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Sarcastic Signs

Posted on July 7, 2023 by mitchteemley

Back in the 90s, I’d always roll my eyes whenever I saw a “Visualize world peace” bumper sticker. And then I saw one that said, “Visualize whirled peas.” “Now that,” I thought, “might just make the world a better place!” … Continue reading →

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Dude, If I Had a Nickel…

Posted on July 6, 2023 by mitchteemley

…for every time a cow has fallen on my car!

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Ridiculous Signs and Labels!

Posted on October 14, 2022 by mitchteemley

They’re everywhere. There’s no escaping them. We need a labelotomy! Meanwhile, there are only three ways to respond: 1) Obey them, 2) Ignore them, or 3) Make fun of them. Sane people choose the latter. “Secretly we’re all a little … Continue reading →

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Ooops!

Posted on March 19, 2021 by mitchteemley

Remember: It’s important to be able to laugh at your own mistakes. But it’s a lot more fun to laugh at other people’s. Enjoy! Click on any image to enlarge it, to read caption, or to start slide show. “I … Continue reading →

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