Dude, If I Had a Nickel…

…for every time a cow has fallen on my car!

Falling cow

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49 Responses to Dude, If I Had a Nickel…

  1. beth says:

    Just another day )

  2. Wynne Leon says:

    That’s awesome! Thank goodness the rocks and dirt are going to land clear though!

  3. Whoa.. is that your car and is that a cow??

  4. moooooooOOOOOOOOOOOO
    Honey what’s that? What’s what? That sound?
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Splat! 1000 pounds of hamburger on your car. Concave roof, split engine, four flat tires, and 2 very very short people inside.

    MMMMama? Where’s Aunt Bessie?
    OOOOooooo splat.
    ??? Oh dear, She’s fallen off the pasture.

  5. Vera Day says:

    Oh dear!

  6. Daniel Kemp says:

    It must be a frequent occurrence. I wonder if a sign at the top of the hill warning cows about the frequency of their falling may help.

  7. anitashope says:

    You just have to laugh. So funny.

  8. anitashope says:

    Had to share on my FB page.

  9. Chris Ciccarelli says:

    Now that’s funny! Is it real??

  10. Ana Daksina says:

    You should have moooooved.

  11. Caroll says:

    I think that sign was made by AI

  12. Sue Cass says:

    What country, state is this in? lol

  13. pastorpete51 says:

    We had plenty wander out onto our dirt road and sort of just stared at me, wondering what to do when I honked. Thankfully, none of them went over a cliff onto my pickup!

  14. Well, a falling cow is dangerous …

  15. quiall says:

    Yep, you would still be broke.

  16. Pam Webb says:

    Geronimoooo!

  17. That photo has rendered me speechless.

  18. trE says:

    Haha. I mean, I’d have seen it all if so. Lol.

  19. marthadilo3 says:

    It may never have happened but it’s very important to be aware of the possibility.

  20. Todd R says:

    One of my best high school friends used to pretend there was a cow in the road, yell “COW!”, then swerve. Thanks for bringing back memories!

  21. You would not even have a nickel! Great sign.

  22. murisopsis says:

    Hehe!

  23. Thotaramani says:

    Ha ha ha! You sticked the poster haven’t seen in my life Mitch! Great! You make people laugh sometimes.

  24. Victoria says:

    What a pic! Thanks for the morning giggle, Mitch! 🤣

  25. We got cows!

  26. I haven’t experienced falling cows, but I keep expecting one any day now. Happy Friday, Mitch!

  27. markbierman says:

    I hate it when that happens! 🙂

  28. Well worth stopping to take a picture of that sign!

  29. mickmar21 says:

    Do cows chest feed? Asking for a friend.

  30. successbmine says:

    I’ve driven a lot of miles in my day, but never have I had that kind of warning on a road sign. I just found another funny sign, in a restaurant (on LinkedIn) and hope no one took the spelling mistake literally! Hope none of your road trips take you here. Thought you would get a laugh out of it. Hope this takes you to the right place. I tried to copy and paste the photo, but it didn’t work.
    https://www.linkedin.com/in/patrick-c-notchtree-42684362?miniProfileUrn=urn%3Ali%3Afs_miniProfile%3AACoAAA1LWp4B8So_8eTiJ3_syZrV6ZOWKOllLOI&lipi=urn%3Ali%3Apage%3Ad_flagship3_groups_entity%3BMl6G3O2YRu62WLGa0z5VfA%3D%3D

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