Tag Archives: jokes

Lousy God

Posted on December 4, 2024 by mitchteemley

“You are God!” a Hindu friend told me. “Sorry,” I replied, “but I could never follow a religion with such low standards.”

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Happy World Toilet Day! Yes, that’s a thing.

Posted on November 22, 2024 by mitchteemley

What, you missed it? (It was Tuesday). Maybe you were…indisposed. It’s the world’s most popular holiday — the average person dedicates 1 ½ years of their life to it! Ergo, the United Nations officially proclaimed November 19th World Toilet Day! … Continue reading →

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How I Launched My Career (at Age 12)

Posted on June 28, 2022 by mitchteemley

My Real Memoir It had looked, when I was in 5th grade, like I might be heading for an art career in Japan. But then I’d gotten tsumetai ashi (cold feet). Not only because I wasn’t sure I would like … Continue reading →

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Growing Old

Posted on May 26, 2021 by mitchteemley

My Featured Blogger this week is Coach Muller of My Good Time Stories. This happily married father of two has been teaching and coaching for 35 years and “loved EVERY minute of it” (caps his). Coach’s goal is to “make … Continue reading →

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Wednesday Weirdness

Posted on January 16, 2019 by mitchteemley

My Featured Blogger this week is Bluebird of Bitterness. B.O.B. consistently finds funny stuff–quips, cartoons, videos like the one below–to post. And since her (yes, her) sense of humor almost cosmically aligns with mine, I visit her site on a … Continue reading →

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Catkind

Posted on July 26, 2018 by mitchteemley

I’m in the midst of final prep on my feature film Notzilla. Meanwhile, here’s a kitty-litter-deep tribute to a somewhat more realistic beasty. The cat’s in the bag. Literally. “Just got my fur done. Do you think it’s too literal?” She … Continue reading →

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Groan!

Posted on January 24, 2017 by mitchteemley

I’ve been getting way too deep lately. Figured it was time to pull out my Groaner File. These are originals, so you have only me to blame if you don’t find them pleasantly punny. (P.S. Add your own groaners in the Leave a … Continue reading →

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