This is the waiting room at a popular Dentist’s office. (You should see the Proctologist’s office.)
Worried Mother: “My daughter has been lying in bed all day, eating yeast and car wax!”
Doctor: “Don’t worry. I promise you by tomorrow morning she’ll rise and shine.”
Actual Doctor’s Notes
- Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.
- On the second day the knee was better and on the third day it disappeared.
- The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993.
- Discharge status: Alive, but without my permission.
- Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.
- Skin: somewhat pale, but present.
- Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities.
- Evans slipped on the ice and apparently her legs went in separate directions in early December.
- Patient was seen in consultation by Dr. Jones, who felt we should sit on the abdomen and I agree.
- The patient refused autopsy.
- She is numb from her toes down.
- Examination of genitalia has revealed that he is circus-sized.
- She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life until she got a divorce.
- Patient was found in bed with her power mower.
- She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was hot in bed last night.
- The patient was in his usual state of good health until his airplane ran out of fuel and crashed.
Refused autopsy!
Wouldn’t sign off.
This one had me rolling. 😂
😂😂😂 God help you 😂😂
Next time I will consult you Mitch! Being a smart Dr.
In my professional opinion, you should not consult me, Ramani.
😃💐
I guess I better be careful of what I say to my Dr. lol
People in the airport must wonder why I was smiling so big!
Symptom of a lack of consciousness? 😂
Maybe it should be the dentist’s orifice?
Rebecca, yes, that was what I titled the photo when I posted it a few years back!
So funny!!!
My wife and I are laughing tears… cannot stop and we are both in our mid seventies…
Laughed so hard I almost choked!
Thanks for the laughs!! Maggie
My pleasure, Maggie!
😀 😀 😀
Fun stuff, Mitch.
Where do you find these? Hilarious Mitch 😂
By the time I read ‘She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life until she got a divorce,’ I was laughing so hard, I thought I was dying!
;>)
These are hilarious! 🤣
I love them so much I shall commit theft, and steal them from you.
Steal away, Daniel.
These are hilarious!!Thanks for my dose of laughter today!I may have to share some of these. I would refuse an autopsy as well! LOL!!
hahahaha
Very cool waiting room. I was a Dental Tech for years and never saw anything like that.
I’m very glad he didn’t include pictures of that other doctor’s office…
Hahahaha! Hahahaha! Hahahaha!
Circus-sized! 😂😂😂😂😂🤣
I hope you’re joking about the actual doctors’ notes.
Nope, those are actual doctors’ notes, Liz.
Well, as they say, someone had to graduate at the bottom of their med school class,
;>) Or at least at the bottom of their English classes.
Good grief, makes me wonder about the notes my doctor makes about me, especially since he dictates most of them and counts on his computer to transcribe!
😂😂😂
Thank you for the laughs, Mitch. My favorite: She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life until she got a divorce. That one had me laughing out loud.
Me too, Kellye.
Oh, these are hysterically funny, Mitch!!! I chuckled, then outright laughed! Thanks so much for the humour!!!
My pleasure, Jill.
These giggles were extremely timely, Mitch! I can’t stop laughing!! 😂
Yay!
LOL!! 😂
I wouldn’t want to be in that waiting room during an earthquake!
;>)
These are hilarious, Mitch! I hadn’t seen doctor bloopers before, just church bulletin typos, which are also a riot.
Yes, I love church bulletin typos, Annie!
I laughed out loud at that first one!
“The patient refused autopsy.” So have I whenever it has been offered to me, so far.
;>)
My favorite is “circus-sized.” I should add that I also plan to refuse autopsy! 😂🤣
;>)