Tag Archives: cats

Deep Thoughts (While Avoiding Weekend Chores)

Posted on May 11, 2019 by mitchteemley

Useful New Terms: Ambibiguity: The ability to make indecipherable gestures with either or both hands. Pontypical: Something the Pope says on a regular basis. Carcasm: Snide remarks my car makes behind my back. Catskills*: Chasing invisible intruders; fitting on windowsills … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor, Quips and Quotes, Self-Improvement | Tagged , , , , , , | 15 Comments

It’s Daylight Savings Time!

Posted on March 9, 2019 by mitchteemley

Don’t Forget to or You could just dance

Posted in Humor | Tagged , , , , , , , , | 27 Comments

How Animals Teach Us to be Human

Posted on February 15, 2019 by mitchteemley

Part One The animals I’ve loved have taught me far more than I’ve taught them. For example: Animal behaviorists say that cats are loners. And this is sometimes mistaken for proof that cats don’t care. False. I know this because … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor, Memoir | Tagged , , , , , , , | 31 Comments

What do You Want?

Posted on November 9, 2018 by mitchteemley

When a cat stares at you, you are compelled to comply, there is simply no other option. Yesterday, as I was sitting down at my ancient eMachine computer (the equivalent of a writer’s creaky old Smith-Corona), our little cat Misha … Continue reading →

Posted in Culture, For Pastors and Teachers, Humor, Memoir | Tagged , , , , , | 28 Comments

Animal Group Names

Posted on October 22, 2018 by mitchteemley

Most official names for things are dull. But group names for animals are a hoot. Here are some of my favorites (Source: The Oxford Dictionary): Appropriate  (What else could they be called?) Cats – Pounce or Glaring (often both at … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor, Self-Improvement | Tagged , , , , , , , | 15 Comments

Catkind

Posted on July 26, 2018 by mitchteemley

I’m in the midst of final prep on my feature film Notzilla. Meanwhile, here’s a kitty-litter-deep tribute to a somewhat more realistic beasty. The cat’s in the bag. Literally. “Just got my fur done. Do you think it’s too literal?” She … Continue reading →

Posted in Culture, Humor, Self-Improvement | Tagged , , , , , , | 17 Comments

It’s Raining Cats and Dog

Posted on June 9, 2018 by mitchteemley

If where you live it’s precipitating cats and dogs today If felines and canines be declinating find a cozy abode and just stay Interestingly, it seems the best way to escape when it’s raining cats and dogs, is to curl … Continue reading →

Posted in Books, Humor, Quips and Quotes | Tagged , , , , , , | 15 Comments

Difference Between Dogs and Cats – Illustrated

Posted on May 31, 2018 by mitchteemley

Child: “Daddy, how are dogs different from cats?” Dad: “Watch this video, my child, and then you’ll understand.” Suggestion: Leave sound off (music is a bit cutesy).

Posted in Entertainment and Popular Culture, Humor, Self-Improvement | Tagged , , , , , , | 13 Comments

It’s a Cat’s World

Posted on April 17, 2018 by mitchteemley

We just live–and serve dinner, and provide rubs–in it. Proof the world is round: What? You said, “Don’t get on the chair.” I’m  not “on” the chair. There’s never a bad time to touch noses. Holy moly! So that’s what … Continue reading →

Posted in Entertainment and Popular Culture, Humor, Quips and Quotes | Tagged , , , , , , | 18 Comments

Ham-inals

Posted on June 27, 2017 by mitchteemley

Animal photobombs are da bomb! Slideshow:

Posted in Entertainment and Popular Culture, Humor, Music and Videos | Tagged , , , , , , | 8 Comments