Summer Blockbusters We’ll Never See

Well, we’re halfway through summer already. Can you believe it? (In my hemisphere anyway.) And of course, you know what that means: More works of profound, subtle cinematic art, right? Duh. No! It means more mindless sequels, remakes and knock-offs! Yay!

Here are a few it might be fun to see:

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16 Responses to Summer Blockbusters We’ll Never See

  1. Jeff says:

    I would SO watch “Titanic 2: Jack is Back” and “Return of the Princess Brides!” Hahaha!!

  2. Very snarky! (Just die already.) I take it that “Dear Frank” is based on a novel by Nicholas Sparks?

  3. Heidi Viars says:

    No more ambiguity about what’s next … now we know 🙂

  4. “Jack is back” … creepy.

  5. simplywendi says:

    these are awesome! 🙂 thank you for the smiles.

  6. I want to see ALL of them!!!

  7. Popeye is a badass!
    On the Return Of the Princess Bride, I always imagined that Inigo took over being the Dread Pirate Roberts & that he and Fezzik had many adventures always returning to Westly & Buttercup as home base. “The Further Adventures Of The Dread Pirate Roberts” would still be one heck of a TV show.

  8. cricketmuse says:

    Outright sniggering—nicely done. Hmm, maybe something with Tom Cruise and a Really Impossible Mission…

  9. Ha ha ha ha these are great! “Life of Po” is my favorite!

  10. Lynn Abbott says:

    Hilarious! 😀

  11. TEP336 says:

    I was horrified by the Life of Po. 😂😂😂

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