Back in the 90s, I’d always roll my eyes whenever I saw a “Visualize world peace” bumper sticker. And then I saw one that said, “Visualize whirled peas.” “Now that,” I thought, “might just make the world a better place!” After all, it’s hard to fire a weapon when you’re laughing!
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Hilarious! I love the sign-guy, but all were great –and I needed every single one of these today so that I won’t start signing everything, “Timmy.”
Oh these were all funny, Mitch. I especially like the one that says “ if you hit this sign, you will hit the bridge “.
I still remember that poor guy with RV. He quickly discovered he had a panoramic sunroof.
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The best! I laughed out loud and forgot for a while the annoyance of my keyboard not working properly. These were great, Mitch. Thanks for the levity.
My pleasure, as always, Steve.
Still laughing 😉
“Stop Making Stupid People Famous”—- You got me there! **high-five**
Fart squirrels. Cracks me up. We have a fluffy cow problem here.
Wait. Do I actually want to know what that is? Or ~ no?…
https://unsplash.com/s/photos/bison
Fluffy cows, American bison. Every year we have accidents when tourists want to take selfies with the bison without getting consent from the bison, and they don’t take it well. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvbC8feqanM
Ah, gotcha! Thanks for explaining. 👌
I think I love the escalator tips the most…
So good laughs to kick off the weekend. Thanks, Mitch!
My pleasure, Kellye!
It would be great if I checked my spelling before I hit “post comment”.
I don’t know why you should check it ~ I never do. Oh. Wait. 😂
I never pass up an opportunity for sarcasm. 😀
Well, isn’t that just… (insert sarcasm here)
Dandy!
Haha!! Dandy’s good!… Or how ’bout, “Hmmmph, convenient.”
“Hmmmph, convenient,” is good, too!
Well, you know, my mind was going off in the Church Lady direction. Remember her on SNL? 🤣
Could it be . . . . . . Satan??
The PRINCE of DARKNESS, hmmmmmm??? 🤣😂🤧
😀 😀 😀
Sheesh, you guys. Get a chat room! (Sorry, couldn’t resist ;>)
Too LATE!! You’re IT!!!! 🤭
One of my favorite bumper stickers – “NAMASTE BITCHES” 🙂
Darlin’, I got in SUCH TERRIBLE TROUBLE using a photo of the button version of that for a site icon, way back in the day! I couldn’t stop laughing at it either ~ had the coolest pink female Ganesha you ever saw on it… Boy, one of my readers sure did not get the joke, though! I figure there’s someone or other who doesn’t get any joke one might tell, and so long as it’s offered in the name of honest laughter (when was the last time we heard that, and how suspicious were we of it?), it is good.
No competitive dog grooming? What’s the world coming to? No wonder the apocalypse has gone all current!… 🙄
Exactly!
I knew you’d see it my way
Those are some good ones. Sarcasm is one of my better traits I inherited from my mother, and I use it often.
Great collection – I want everyone.
with all that life flings at each of us every day, I needed this moment to laugh. Thank you!
My pleasure, Eric!
This sarcasm humor is right up my alley. I think they’re hilarious. I wonder if that’s NOT a good thing.
Many laughs here, Mitch! Thank you!!!
My pleasure, Jill!
Hilarious!! Maggie
Mitch, your collection brought smiles and laughter! Thank you!
My pleasure, PG!
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Hope! You are loved by your friends and family forever 🎉✨
Aww, thank you, Ramani.
I dare anyone to take a sip of coffee and read these. Yep! I made a mess when reading…put the coffee down. Mitch, I saved this! I can’t stop laughing, Mitch. This is the way I want to live! Thank you!! 😂
Always, Karla!
A few years back I passed a gas station sign whose prices read: “Arm” for regular and “Leg” for diesel.
Funny! Hey, what’s a limb here and a limb there…?
Considering how consumers have to hand over a wad of bills to fill up their gas tank, who would notice an arm and a leg?
My town has taken up sign graffiti. Nothing can STOP the fun: https://sandpointmagazine.com/story/stopsigns/
These ARE fun, Pam.
They are all over town and fortunately the police consider them an attraction instead of an attractive nuisance.
Haha, I laughed so hard!
Such fun, Mitch–thank you for the chuckles! Here’s another sample of sarcastic humor for you: We used to go to a restaurant in Florida that was always packed, even though a big sign advertised “Warm Beer / Lousy Food!” (Maybe they were on to something. Does laughter enhance the appetite, I wonder?!)
Maybe so, Nancy. Or maybe Floridians just like being contrary.
You could be right. We’ll blame it on the heat and humidity!
You have no idea how much I needed the laugh provided by the “competitive dog groomers” line!
Happy to deliver, Aileen. Just think of me as LaughDash.
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Chaplin: “Look, Charlee! A new name for you! ‘Fart squirrel’!”
Charlee: “I am not a skunk!”
Chaplin: “Who said anything about skunks? We’re talking about fart squirrels …”
Thanks for sharing! I needed the laughs this morning!!
Happy to provide, Peggy!
Hugs to you for all the giggles..😂
Hugs back, Dawn.
Sooo funny Mitch! You curated some great ones…totally laughing out-loud!
hilarious ones ! thx
My pleasure!
I needed a good laugh, thanks for sharing!
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