Pre-Valentine’s Day Notes to Self
It’s been the snowiest February ever. And so, while my wife the Breadwinner (I’m the Sensitive Artist) is off making ends meet, I’ve had to muscle-up. By which I mean (screaming joints notwithstanding) facing lightyears-below-freezing temperatures while snow-shoveling my brains out. On the other hand, this unexpected deluge of white has taught me a lot about gaining (and losing) sexy points. Here are my Pre-Valentine’s Day Notes to Self:
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Candy and cutely suggestive card for wife: 10 sexy points
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Making a reservation at wife’s favorite restaurant: 20 sexy points
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Shoveling snow: 30 sexy points
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Whining incessantly about #3: minus 100 sexy points!
Well, to get back to zero, I propose 7 times #1 or 3 times #2 plus 1 time # 1… 😉 or what about washing the dishes, hoovering the house, cooking dinner, morning coffee at her bed, invitation to theatre or concert… whatever your wife would enjoy.
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My Favorite Guy just wiped down the shower for this fibromyagiac (is that a word?) octogenarian. Lots ‘o points for that!
I looked it up. The term for a person with fibromyalgia is “fibromyalgic.” So, you were close! I would’ve made the same guess as you. 🙂
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Soo funny x
Sometimes math is just not very much fun. But somehow I have a feeling you’ll make it work!
Thanks, brother!
Too funny! Any longings for California, Mitch?
Sometimes, Ed. We’ve lived here long enough that Ohio definitely feels like home. But then so does California.
Do you get any points for the cool picture attached to this post?
I doubt it. But it is a fun image isn’t, Booky?
It is a fantastic image 😀
Hmmm, there must be some type of whine control therapy available.
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You are too funny! Cut out the whining and stay above zero. It’s a hard job but someone’s got to do it.
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I agree with peterspetra above: look around the house and see what needs doing. You get bonus points for being a self-starter. Or surprise her with dinner simmering on the stove when she gets home. That’s worth 100 points right there!
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Better watch out for #4.
So it would seem, Liz. ;>)
Things like warming her car in the morning, filling it with gas or washing it would all be in the plus column.
That’s funny! 😊
These sexy points are a treasure.
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🤣🤣⛄️Funny, Mitch.
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🤣🤣🤣 It’s very funny!
Enter a time machine and skip #3.
Why didn’t I think of that, Marty? ;>)
Too funny! Happy Valentine’s to you and your wife, Mitch. 💝
Thank you, Ab, and belatedly wishing you the same❣
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sorry mitch. my hubby would have told you all sexy points come in at 1. yeah, i know, no incentive, but those can be as easily erased as yours.
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