Part One: Who Knew?
Especially if your hand is made out of hand.
But if I do, how many miles will my butt get before it needs a retread?
Now you tell us!
Aha! So peanuts DO contain peanuts. I’d long suspected it.
Well, then, what kind of ant poison can I eat?
Even if I’m, like, in a hurry?
Oh, shoot, I think I may have one of those!
Part Two: Made in China
Got it.
Good tip.
Even better tip.
Well, alrighty then.
Excuse me?
What about alligators?
Part Three: Miscellaneous Advice
This is IKEA, not Texas.
Duh, does anybody NOT use goggles while opening their mail? (Side Note: How cool is it that this letter opener looks just like the whale from “Pinocchio?”)
Sorry, Rex, no more driving the forklift until after the vet says OK. And stay outa my beer!
Warning: Hideous but fascinating-to-watch death may ensue.
yeah, but the “don’t slap pandas” is good advice. You’d think they’d make that warning a little bigger.
I’m sure the pandas would agree with you, Andrew.
To be fair I have been tempted (and given in to the temptation) of ironing while wearing a shirt… just to flatten the collar. From experience I can say that it is advisable to adhere to the warning…. or be ready to adhere to the shirt…
;>)
These are too funny. Obviously someone had too much time on their hands or dental pain😜
I always wonder what to do with that last little bit of thread, too. Might as well use it for personal expression. Or cries for dental help.
;>)
This was awesome break from work.
Thanks for sharing Mitch. 🙂
I was really curious about the ant trap because it looks so real.
This is what I found: (still shaking my head)
https://www.raid.com/en-us/products/raid-ant-baits/tabs/precautions
Much enjoyed!
They do this on purpose to add a little levity to our lives. What other explanation could there possibly be?
Well, there’s the fact that humans are nuts. But, yeah, let’s go with your explanation, Nancy. ;>)
Great giggle – I don’t know which is sillier, the labels or the fact that anyone must be told to remove the child before laundering the shirt
Always think it’s a shame when we have to remove our children from the clothes before placing in the machine. Heaps less fun…
What’s really disturbing is that the reason these silly labels exist in the first place is because someone actually did what the warning label says.
I had to take the keys off my dog after I caught him driving on his meds. Difficult decision, but best for everyone
Tough love.
Absurdly funny! 🙂
A very funny selection !!!
This provided a needed laugh this morning!
Loved them all, and you know Mitch, that somewhere, some person actually did some of those things the labels warned NOT to do, like “do not iron while wearing shirt”–geez…..no wonder insurance is so high!
Yep!
Where in the world did you find these? I know our culture has been “dumbing down” lately, but these go way past the category of stating the obvious! So funny! These beat those silly lawyer ads that tell people that “if you’ve had a reaction to (insert some drug here) that caused serious injury or death, you may be entitled to monetary compensation.” I’ve always wondered how you can sue someone after you’re dead…..
;>) I read some years back that, by federal law, the official notification re. cancellation of Social Security must be sent TO the deceased person.
Not funny, pay attention and heed the warnings.
My day’s set on funny now!
Really good!
Ha, ha, ha, and ha-haaah! Needed that today. Wow, really?