I have decided to adopt Insensitivity as a way of life, and demand that you respect me as a member of a persecuted minority! What’s that, you say I’ve offended you? Stop persecuting me!
Just a snarky little comment for our confusing times.
Crazy days!
It’s snowing again! Climate change is keeping me from using my new lawn mower! I demand congressional action now! And I want loan forgiveness for the lawn mower. If this offends you, you’re a racist, fascist bigot.
Haha!
I love how Frank Turek asks why his diverse views are not being tolerated and included in the DEI shemozzle… 🙂
Here, here!!!! I’m with YOU, Mitch! You never offend me, btw!
*slow clap*
Oy, how insensitive!
I’m tempted to haul off and RESPECT you, you saucy man! You won’t know what loved you.
I’d probably be offended if I knew what that meant, but I kinda like being called “saucy.”
No offense implied or intended. “Saucy” is a term of endearment. Cheers and regards.
Just being saucy. Cheers and regards back, my friend.
P.S. Here’s what Dictionary.com says about “sau·cy” [ˈsôsē], adjective, informal:
1) saucy (adjective) · saucier (comparative adjective) · sauciest (superlative adjective)
impudent; flippant: “a saucy remark”
2) NORTH AMERICAN ENGLISH
bold and lively; smart-looking: “a hat with a saucy brim”
3) BRITISH ENGLISH
sexually suggestive, typically in a way intended to be lighthearted: “saucy songs”
Might need to keep track of your blood pressure. . . .
My blood pressure is FINE, lady!!!!!!!!
Hopefully, it won’t anger you if I compliment your pic. Nice pic. 🙂
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Mitch, I am disappointed you did not take offense at this chauvinistic view of your manhood‼️ How insensitive of the “person” (man, woman or other⁉️) to make such a degrading comment‼️
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I am traumatized by my own efforts to tolerate your insensitivity.
Dude, that is so tragic.
I know, right? I think I’ll have another cup of coffee with pistachio creamer.
Mitch, have you been listening to J. P. Sears?😏🤨 I can picture you wearing his T-shirt that says, “I’m offended.” 🙄
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I think I’ve just offended myself…lucky I live in Scotland and now I can report myself for a hate crime against me.
It’s insanity wrapped in pure selfishness inside an oversized ego – on my humble opinion!
Mitch! God will give you success in your endeavours, 👍🏻🎉
I can tell from your posts that you are, actually, one of the good guys.
Aww, thanks, Neil.
Lulu: “Our Dada says it sounds like you might have some advice to give Jann Arden! We have no idea what he is talking about.”
Do you mind if I copy this idea? It’s brilliant!
Sure, Ann, with a source link, I guess. Thanks!
Not sure sensitivity-challenged people are a minority.
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Yikes! Let’s go with number 2: bold, lively, smart. I didn’t realize “saucy” could wander in those other directions! Peace and love.
Wow – a choice. I’m finding the older I get I seem to become more insensitive despite my best efforts to be somewhat empathetic… I think I’ll follow your direction…
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You got a point!