How to Be Cool

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Thought for the Week

“See the bowtie? I wear it and I don’t care. That’s why it’s cool.”
~Steven Moffat

I’m not cool

And neither are you

How do I know?

Because you’re reading this

Which proves you want to be cool

And cool people don’t care if they’re cool

Which is what makes them cool

No, wait

come to think of it

cool people do want to be cool

It’s just that they’ve mastered the art

of not seeming to care

Which makes them cool

Confused?

Me too

Let’s just forget about it

and be uncool together

Wait

That means we don’t care

Which makes us cool!

Oops,

There we go

caring again

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“An original is worth more than a copy.”
~Suzy Kassem

About mitchteemley

Writer, Filmmaker, Humorist, Thinker-about-stuffer
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25 Responses to How to Be Cool

  1. So cool to be so uncool. Thanks for the chuckle. I needed that.

  2. I’m too exhausted to even contemplate coolness (or coolity). Is that cool???

  3. That KABLAM!! you just heard was my head exploding.

  4. You may or may not be cool, but you’re uniquely ‘you,’ and I think that’s pretty cool…if you care what ‘I’ think! 😅

  5. Coolio to be cool or uncool.. 🤟🏽💕

  6. Coolness…

  7. As long as I don’t open my mouth and let someone else pick out my wardrobe, I’m cool.

  8. If peeing your pants is cool… nevermind… 🙂

  9. Jeff Cann says:

    You’re so cool to write this.

  10. Scott says:

    It has dawned on me the past couple of years….

    I’m starting to walk like my father used to walk. I’m beginning to dress the way he used to dress. I find myself complaining about the same things he used to complain about. More and more I catch myself watching the same old reruns on tv (Andy Griffith and Gunsmoke). I have three pairs of the white and blue old-man Nike/New Balance leather sneakers.

    And I just bought a bag of multi-colored tube socks.

    I’ve been uncool for a while now.

  11. jilldennison says:

    Well my head is spinning now!!! Luckily, I know I’m not cool and while I maybe used to care, at this stage in life, I don’t give a @#$%! But you made me laugh, so that’s a cool thing!

  12. I’ve always wanted to be cool, but I’m probably not, so I don’t care.

  13. Nice work – very cool!

  14. Thanks, Mitch, you made me
    laugh! Very cool! 😎

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