Hot New Movie

Posted on January 6, 2017 by mitchteemley

The two hottest trends in movies are

horror-thrillers and women’s pictures

I’m proud to announce that production will

begin immediately on my new film:

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$ $ $

Note: The above is merely a place-holder while I work on my next profoundly significant blog post. (To gain full effect, read the following with Donald Trump accent.) “Trust me, I know. I’m very, very, very smart. One of the smartest people I know is me. Seriously, I’m very impressed!”

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Writer, Filmmaker, Humorist, Thinker-about-stuffer
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15 Responses to Hot New Movie

  1. Rick Christensen says:
    January 6, 2017 at 4:43 pm

    That would be one scary movie! Can’t wait for the reviews! Thank you for lifting my spirits this morning!!

    Reply
  2. insanitybytes22 says:
    January 6, 2017 at 4:57 pm

    Lol! What fun. We need a beauty parlor full of weed eaters, too.

    Reply
  3. atimetoshare.me says:
    January 6, 2017 at 5:30 pm

    You are way too serious this morning😜

    Reply
  4. Vernon Miles Kerr says:
    January 6, 2017 at 6:58 pm

    Hi Mitch, I shared your post on Twitter. I also “followed” you on Twitter. Do you hav any comments on my latest excoriating moview review and indictment of the entire industry on http://vernonmiles.kerr.com 😉 Over-the top controversial statements like that should elicit attention. (Taking my cue from the Trumpmeister) VK

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    • mitchteemley says:
      January 6, 2017 at 8:38 pm

      Vernon, the link above didn’t work, but I assume you were referring to your review of “Sully” and it’s employment of formulaic elements rather than deeper psychological ones? (I haven’t seen the film yet, actually, but I certainly know what you mean.)

      Reply
  6. ponderosapapa says:
    January 6, 2017 at 8:11 pm

    Brilliant! While our man Trump has an ego to be fed, your faux tweet pretty funny. He will provide lots of opportunity for the comedy industry, but also for those who really need more than a part time job.

    Reply
  7. godschildshari says:
    January 6, 2017 at 8:46 pm

    GROANER!! ;p

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  8. smarttoughmom says:
    January 6, 2017 at 11:56 pm

    “Trust me, I know. I’m very, very, very smart. One of the smartest people I know is me. Seriously, I’m very impressed!” That makes me laugh. You are born to be funny. 🙂

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  10. sandrew419019 says:
    January 12, 2017 at 12:27 am

    This post seems “profoundly significant” to me (AND to the eagle).

    Reply
  11. Margaret Gales says:
    February 6, 2017 at 4:35 am

    Lol

    Reply

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