Ever since I had the World’s Most Incompetent Dental Office nearly destroy my mouth last year, and wrote (if I don’t say so myself) a brilliantly snarky review, I’ve had a new appreciation for clever product reviews. You’ll need to click on these individually to read the actual reviews, or start the slide show, but trust me, it’s worth it. But, hey, if you think I’ve steered you wrong, write a brilliantly snarky review!
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DON’T BUY THIS BLOG!
I’ve been satisfied with Mitch Teemley’s blogs for the most part and my entire family enjoys them; but, in THIS case, I was VERY unsatisfied. I clicked on it and it arrived broken. The slide show made a grinding noise and a friend of mine said that indicated it had never been oiled. When I contacted Mitch Teemley, he was unresponsive… although that might’ve been because the battery was dead on my phone.
Dear sir,
You will be hearing from our lawyers shortly. Or possibly longly; I don’t speak legalese.
Sincerely,
M. Teemley
Yikes!
HILARIOUS! Five-stars! I particularly enjoyed the Q&A about the altar bread. Keep ‘em coming!
Russ, hmm, I’m wondering how you saw the bit about the Altar Bread, since it was one I had, but cut (for fear a few folks might be offended). It wasn’t in the image gallery I actually posted.
I saw it, too. I think the “Guardian Angel” preserved it for us.
My goodness … How do you find this stuff?
All over, usually, though a lot of this particular collection came from Bored Panda.
Ah, okay, that’s the place where I end up if I wanted to do blog promo things on Pinterest 😉
Having heard that laughter is good medicine, I indulged in reading your submission. As there was no warning label and no precaution from you, the prescriber, I apparently overdosed and nearly passed out from lack of oxygen. Or hyperventilating. From laughing too long and too hard.
Sir, I am beside myself (not an easy thing to be, it turns out), and will promptly reimburse every penny you paid to read this post.
Nice blog
Thank you for this. So funny and I appreciate you giving us more ways to laugh and smile. Keep up the good work!! 🙂
Thanks, Keziah.
Mitch, mitch, mitch, mitch, mitch.
Mitch.
I think you have given me inspiration for a fresh way of making a nuisance of myself. Write and post sarcastilarious reviews!!!
I am not confident the monetary compensation for this occupation will be sufficient to support my ascetic lifestyle, but the exercise of snarky rebelliousness will be therapeutic for my emotional well-being.
Thank you.
Seriously. Like… from my heart’s bottom: Thank you.
Um, your welcome? (Wonders, “What have I unleased on the world?”)
Haha this afforded a good laugh!
Hilarious!!!
Oh, the snark, the snark, be still my beating heart!
Or as Shakespeare would say, “Hark, the snark!”
😀
Love it! Thanks! My favorite was the English Grammar one. I’m on a Russian kick. Have you seen Dan Sheekoz on Youtube?
No, I haven’t. Comedian?
He’s funny , but his videos are about life in Russia.
I honestly laughed until I cried! I have to cut this short so I can go and buy one or two of those watches before they sell out.
;>)
Utterly hilarious! Reading in bed and the mattress is shaking with laughter. Thanks Mitch for needed chuckes! 😃
A brilliant collection of reviews. As a non reader of reviews I see I’m missing out on some of these hilarious postings. Perhaps you could make it a regular feature?
Here’s a review that put a smile on my face recently: ‘Philip Neal just needs to advertise a little better to ensure he gets the right clientele. So, to help him out I would recommend this shop to anyone who quite likes being yelled at when just wanting to clarify the price of a box of chocolates after hearing varying prices. For people who also enjoy being berated and love hearing a nonsensical babble at a high volume, this chocolate shop will be right up their alley. As a bonus customers who’d like their voice to be rudely mimicked by a bully of a shop owner, well, I would suggest racing over to this chocolatier immediately.’
Hah! Thanks for sharing this, Gia.
You’re welcome.
😂🤣
I love reading funny reviews. These are awesome. Thanks for the laugh.
Ha ha ha!! Thanks for the laughs Mitch!
My pleasure, Rhonda.
This blog post ruined my makeup and my clothing because I laughed so hard I cried and peed my pants. There was no warning about possible side effects or directions to wear waterproof mascara and adult diapers while reading.
Should I alert my lawyer? ;>)
Yes, I am suing for damages, makeup, and dry cleaning expenses. 😉
Here’s one I like:
https://bluebirdofbitterness.files.wordpress.com/2021/02/alarm-clock.png
;>)
Those made my day….
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Too funny!
Mitch,
Wow! Wow, people, people, people!
Thanks,
Gary
Thanks for the hilarity! Believe it or not, I read this after posting amazon reviews. Ever try reviewing some gift you sent to someone that you never saw the item? After this post, I think I can do that review now!
;>)