Headlines You May Have Missed

Posted on November 10, 2018 by mitchteemley

We’ve all been so busy with world news and politics lately that we’ve missed a lot of other important stories. No worries, I’m here to catch you up (you’re welcome).

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47 Responses to Headlines You May Have Missed

  1. Jashan Kaur says:
    November 10, 2018 at 11:51 am

    Thanks for sharing!

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  2. Author Ryan Callahan says:
    November 10, 2018 at 11:57 am

    Hilarious! Love the one of the dude giving lessons for English! 🙂

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  3. Cindy Dawson says:
    November 10, 2018 at 12:01 pm

    Once again you have made me laugh out loud! I don’t know which one is the funniest! Thanks!

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  4. the britchy one says:
    November 10, 2018 at 12:18 pm

    These are super! I had such fun reading it!

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  5. the britchy one says:
    November 10, 2018 at 12:19 pm

    Reblogged this on Bitchin’ in the Kitchen and commented:
    I read this post from a blog I thoroughly enjoy, Mitch Teemley. I hope you enjoy a fun Saturday chuckle!

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  6. seekingdivineperspective says:
    November 10, 2018 at 12:24 pm

    Omigosh, I’m breathless!
    I’ve been sick all week. I think you just cured me.

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  7. Renee Yann, RSM says:
    November 10, 2018 at 12:50 pm

    Laughed out loud! Thanks for this!

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  8. Gospel Isosceles says:
    November 10, 2018 at 12:50 pm

    Lol, the flying bug one:)

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  9. Janet - Endless Rivers of Hope says:
    November 10, 2018 at 1:54 pm

    Oh my goodness, what a fun read this morning. Still laughing!

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  10. DC Gilbert says:
    November 10, 2018 at 2:17 pm

    Awesome post! Many of these made my chuckle. Especially the bear and the cupcakes … and especially after my series of Adirondack Bear Tales. Too bad this tale took place in Alaska!

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  11. Andrew Reynolds says:
    November 10, 2018 at 2:49 pm

    You missed one: “Police Station Toilet Stollen – Cops Have Nothing to Go On.”

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  12. joyroses13 says:
    November 10, 2018 at 5:54 pm

    OHmy gosh! Too funny! I kept saying, oh that’s the best one, and then I would see the next one! But really I am so shocked that they found guns in a weapon store! And Cheers to the bear! I would have ate the cupcakes too! Wonder what kind they were. 🙂

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  13. Heather Davis says:
    November 10, 2018 at 6:10 pm

    Reblogged this on Running the Race and commented:
    Not sure where I’d be without Mitch Teemley keeping me up-to-date on the important issues of the day…

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  14. smzang says:
    November 10, 2018 at 6:18 pm

    good stuff!

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  15. Lisa Beth says:
    November 10, 2018 at 8:04 pm

    All I can say is…hilarious! 😃

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  17. Tina says:
    November 10, 2018 at 10:13 pm

    Haha! Nice!

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  18. Jennie says:
    November 10, 2018 at 10:23 pm

    Hilarious!

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  19. notdonner says:
    November 10, 2018 at 10:34 pm

    I’m dying over here! What a wonderful collection of silliness in headlines. I fell over by the time I got to Rachel Ray cooking her family and dog!!

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  20. Roos Ruse says:
    November 11, 2018 at 8:49 am

    ROFL!! Oh, it hurts! 😅

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  21. Candice says:
    November 11, 2018 at 4:03 pm

    I broke out in the giggles. Is there no one who notices the way these lines sound before printing?

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  22. CJ Hartwell says:
    November 11, 2018 at 5:11 pm

    Well, I would think officers would be thankful homicide victims aren’t talking to them! Yeesh!

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  23. Teri Page says:
    November 11, 2018 at 7:58 pm

    Very funny Mitch, I love this stuff, thanks for the compilation. 😊

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  24. cricketmuse says:
    November 11, 2018 at 10:10 pm

    “Woman Snorts At Reading Headlines Too Ridiculous To Be True”

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  25. JOY journal says:
    November 12, 2018 at 10:34 am

    Made me laugh out loud! I’m just glad I’m not the editor who wrote these. Believe me, it can happen. Many pages of morning newspapers are in the headline-writing stage after midnight. What sounds perfectly reasonable then …

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  26. Ann Coleman says:
    November 12, 2018 at 10:46 am

    I have no idea where you find this stuff, but thanks for sharing them. I needed a laugh today!

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  27. Naturally Calamity Jane says:
    November 14, 2018 at 2:51 pm

    I so needed this today!! 😂

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  28. gpavants says:
    November 16, 2018 at 11:56 am

    Ha, Ha, heeee, haww, ha, ha….

    Thank you,

    Gary

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  29. cherylfoston says:
    November 18, 2018 at 2:19 pm

    Busting my gut…laughing so hard! Amazing finds.

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  30. cat9984 says:
    November 30, 2018 at 1:07 am

    I wonder if I could threaten the snails in my yard with throwing them against the car to get them to move on. (I assume the snail was the loser in his encounter. Must not have been any rocks handy.)

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  31. Blaiseintotheblue says:
    November 30, 2018 at 10:57 pm

    Hilarious! Thanks, I needed that. Definitely will share these.

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  32. Ana Daksina says:
    December 3, 2018 at 10:43 pm

    This is outrageous! Haha! Reblogging to my sister site “Timeless Wisdoms”

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  34. wildmountaimthyme says:
    December 27, 2018 at 7:42 am

    Love these! I used to use some of them with my journalism students! Good times:)

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