Have a Great Time, but Remember…

…not to panda to your worst impulses!

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“If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. And then try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.” ~Ron White

“A lady came up to me and said ‘Sir! You are drunk,’ to which I replied, ‘I am drunk today, madam, and tomorrow I shall be sober, but you will still be ugly.” ~Winston Churchill

“Partying is such sweet sorrow…” ~Robert Byrne

“Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable.” ~G. K. Chesterton

Alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, may produce all the effects of drunkenness.” ~Oscar Wilde

 “First you take a drink, then the drink takes you.” ~F. Scott Fitzgerald

“Out, damned spot!” ~William Shakespeare

“I thought such awful thoughts that I cannot even say them out loud because they would make Jesus want to drink gin straight out of the cat dish.” ~Anne Lamott

“Therefore, do not be foolish…do not get drunk on wine, which leads to reckless indiscretion, but instead, be filled with the Spirit… Sing and make music in your hearts!” ~Ephesians 5:18-19

“I have drunken deep of joy, and I will taste no other wine tonight.” ~Percy Bysshe Shelley

Happy New Year!

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79 Responses to Have a Great Time, but Remember…

  1. trE says:

    Happy New Year, Mitch!

  2. Fun quotes. Happy New Year, Mitch

  3. Gin in the cat dish…oh my. And to be clear, Shakespear was trying to get his dog, Spot, away from the canapes during the party. It could also be Data from Star Trek talking to his cat.

  4. Happy New Year to you and yours, Mitch!
    (P.S. – Had to steal that Ann Lamott quote.)

  5. Reaseaorg says:

    Wise words by wise people. Hope you have a healthy and happy new year 🙂

  6. Chaya Sheela says:

    Happy New Year to you and yours, Mitch.

  7. Gail Perry says:

    A nice giggle to end the year. I wish a new year filled with hope and joy and peace and love, lots of love. ❤🤗🍾

  8. Happy New Year

  9. Happy New Year, Mitch!

  10. The Hinoeuma says:

    I lost it over Jesus drinking gin out of the cat dish! 🤣

    Happy New Year! 🎆🎇🎉🎊🍾🥂

  11. dorahak says:

    Happy New Year, Mitch! May 2023 be full of blessing.

  12. Thank you for the giggles, the truths, the Scriptures! All very timely. Happy New Year, Mitch!!! I pray you and your family will have a joy-filled, healthy and blessed year ahead!

  13. Happy New Year to you and all your lovely family.

  14. Badfinger (Max) says:

    Happy New Year Mitch!

  15. Hi Mitch, I went to my dashboard and can’t figure out why you were blocked, so I messed with it for a while and, hopefully, regardless of the fact that I don’t know what I’m doing, it is fixed. Please try again and let me know!

    Thank YOU! 😊 Dori 🙂

    “The only thing that counts is faith expressing itself through love.” Galatians 5:6

    Sent from my iPad

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    • mitchteemley says:

      Hi Dori. Well, 2 out of 3 ain’t bad: I clicked on your ‘Celebrate His Love’ link above and also on the one in the email notification I received, and both took me right to your blog site. But when I clicked on your profile image above (the green square) and then on the link at your Gravatar page I received the ‘access denied’ message.

      • Anonymous says:

        I went in and updated my Gravatar, so I’m hoping that will fix that. However, it is still showing the green square, not sure why. Totally puzzled! 🤷🏼‍♀️

      • mitchteemley says:

        Well…the green square has been replaced by your actual profile picture, but unfortunately the link on your Gravatar page still says “access denied.” And you name (in the comment above) is back to Anonymous.

      • Anonymous says:

        I’m puzzled… I have no clue why it’s doing that. 🤷🏼‍♀️ Any thoughts on what else Ican try?

      • mitchteemley says:

        Unfortunately, no, Dori. I usually try googling something like “how can I fix/do such-and-such in WordPress,” and if that doesn’t work resort to trial-and-error.

  16. revruss1220 says:

    Happy New Year to you, too, friend.
    I love the Anne Lamott quote! She is the best, isn’t she?

  17. Aaysid says:

    Happy New Year, Mitch!

  18. Happy New Year 2023! 😎🎉🥳

  19. Juliet says:

    Mitch, have an absolutely wonderful New Year!

  20. leendadll says:

    Wishing you a happy 2023!!

  21. joyroses13 says:

    Happy New Year Mitch! Thanks for the smiles. Winston Churchill was a witty guy. 🙂 I like the one where a woman told him that if he was her husband she would give him poison to drink. He replied, “and if I was your husband I would drink it!”

  22. rwfrohlich says:

    Let’s see, which advice should I heed? Guess I’ll just finish this glass of wine and go to bed early. A blessed new year to you, Mitch.

  23. Jon says:

    Pure Panda-monium. Happy new year, Mitch!

  24. Happy New Year! ♥️🌷😊

  25. Happy New Year!

  26. balladeer says:

    Happy New Year!

  27. Happy New Mitch

  28. Jennie says:

    This is terrific- I laughed, smiled and nodded. Thank you. Happy New Year, Mitch.

  29. Winston Churchill-what a hoot! Happy New Year to you and your family, Mitch.

  30. JC home says:

    Happy New Year and remember…wine is the nectar of the gods, but too much will give you a devil of a headache.
    Joseph
    Lifesvoyager.com

  31. (And on the Fourth of July) ” He who drinks a fifth on the Fourth rarely

  32. J.W.S. says:

    Interesting advice…..just in moderation. Grand post.

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