Dream Vacation

Dreaming about where you’ll go on vacation this year? Check this out: You can rent this awesome boat out of Singapore! It comes with a full crew, and even a personal chef! Only one problem … (wait for it) … He serves nothing but junk food. (rim shot)

You can rent this boat in Singapore. It comes with a full crew--and a CHEF. Only one problem - he serves nothing but JUNK FOOD.

That’s all I got, folks. Don’t forget to tip the waiters. Actually, I’ve been working on a couple of new pages to proudly festoon my header beside the cleverly-titled “Home” and “About” pages. The first, just posted, features information regarding my Guest Speaking, and the latter, due soon, will contain links to my Books, Movies and More!

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21 Responses to Dream Vacation

  1. revruss1220 says:

    Can’t wait to see the new features. Hopefully they come with the same great content.

    • K.L. Hale says:

      I’m going to jump in here and say hello, Russell. I’m sorry, Mitch! In a twist of events, I’m moving. I haven’t been able to “see” you. But I wish you, and Mitch, and your families, always wonderful blessings!

      • mitchteemley says:

        Thank you, Karla! Where are you moving to?

        • K.L. Hale says:

          You’re welcome, Mitch! I’m moving from the Branson area to Springfield, MO. They’re not too far in distance; yet, a huge difference in me getting to my family, treatments, my drs, and the hospital. Fortunately, the Air Force moved my sons closer (relatively a lot since my oldest had spent 10 years in Idaho and Alaska and is now in Texas~only 8 hours, my youngest and his family from Montana/Washington state to Warrensburg, MO). My Dad was diagnosed with cancer in his right lung 3 weeks ago. We all need to be closer! I’m sorry to share so much, but wanted you all to know. I appreciate you both so very much!

      • mitchteemley says:

        Update greatly appreciated, Karla. And, yes, you DO all need to be together–so glad it’s worked out to make the move!

  2. Gary Bonnell says:

    You usually don’t post Dad jokes. I enjoy them, but I already have a large collection of puns and Dad jokes.
    Keep up the great posts whatever the format. I always look forward to them.

  3. Fun! Look forward to the new pages.

  4. Equipping says:

    Thanks for your like of my post, Matthew Chapter 28; you are very kind

  5. Thotaramani says:

    Yeah 👍🏻 Always give tip to the waiters for their wholehearted service ✍️

  6. Well, this looks a bit like a junk ship so what better food to serve than junk food? I’m down with that! 🍔 🍟🍕🥤

  7. K.L. Hale says:

    I look forward to it all, Mitch! A vacation on a cool boat with junk food? I don’t think it would hurt at all at this point! Always sending kind regards and blessings, my friend!

  8. Good one, Mitch. Definitely tip the waiters! Looking foward to the new pages. I hope your weekend is peaceful.

  9. Citra says:

    Never been come to Singapore. Interesting to know for this post. Thank you for sharing Mistchteemley.

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